That's a stupid thing to say, don't you think? Of course, it's easy to be born stupid, or to be born rich, or Irish, or anything else one can be born to. Mom does all the work and you have nothing to do but to be. But how can it be easy to be stupid? Doesn't stupidity make life a lot harder? Don't geniuses have it a lot easier by virtue of their intelligence?
Think again, birdbrain. In school, in the military, in just about any occupation or profession I can think of, higher expectations and greater burdens are laid on the "smart" ones. When there is a demanding, challenging task to be done, is the boss going to assign it to a stupid guy? No. The stupid ones, and those who are good at faking stupidity, not only get out of a lot of hard work, they get excused for their mistakes: "It's not his fault he's stupid." Nobody in this world gets cut more slack by their fellow beings than the stupid jerks... especially the goodlooking ones.
Then there is the terrific cost in emotional terms when a smart person does something stupid -- and we all do make mistakes. No idiot is going to be beating himself up over a blunder, saying, "I shoulda known better," when the idiots know for a fact that they don't know any better. For a quarter of a century, I have been occasionally (even an obsessive/compulsive perfectionist has to let up sometimes) berating myself for scoring only 99.94% on the 4Sigma World's Hardest IQ Test, thinking, "I should have tried harder, spent more time on it, gone back and checked my answers again. Maybe I coulda made it if I hadn't been smoking dope." Now that's stupid!
All kidding aside, it is very easy,relatively speaking, to be stupid. Being "smart" or wise, or behaving intelligently, following complex instructions, staying focused on a series of tasks as you solve problems of ever-increasing difficulty, inventing or modifying tools to accomplish your tasks, adapting to change, thinking on your feet, and all that -- that's NOT easy. Do that sort of thing long enough and you wind up feeling like you're carrying more than your share of the world's burden.
Of course, a smart person in that situation would feel he was carrying more than his share, because he truly would be carrying more than his share, and a genius is going to notice such things. Only extraordinary people conduct their lives in such a manner. Ordinary people either are too stupid to do those things or just smart enough to act stupid so they won't be expected to do all that. Unless our hypothetical smart high achiever also has the emotional wisdom and psychological skills to release his tension, he will end up with stress related physical disease, or his mind will just go... away... awry... gaga... bonkers... batshit crazy. And isn't that stupid?
Stupidity is not only easy to endure. Few things in life are any easier to achieve. All anyone has to do to be stupid, or to be virtually indistinguishable from stupid, is to stop thinking for himself, stop trying to solve his own and the world's problems, and believe unquestioningly what he is told by his elders, his teachers, the government, the clergy and the media. What could be simpler than that?
Why is it, I wonder, that the average IQ of convicted felons in prison is higher than that of the general population? I know that the true answer to this question isn't simple. A number of different factors are involved. For one thing, stupid people are more likely to accept rules and obey laws unquestioningly. For another, the criminal career of a relatively stupid nonconformist is likely to be shorter than that of a brilliant plotter, so it may never rise above the misdemeanor level. Also, there are other institutions, alternatives to prison, for criminals with seriously low IQs, the ones who once were called morons, cretins, imbeciles, etc. Out here in the general population, their more law abiding peers are free to lower the average.
This little rant has been festering and fermenting in my mind for a week or so. I talked to Greyfox about it and apparently triggered a nightmare for him -- at least, for me, dreaming of being at a Mensa convention would be a nightmare. I nursed my rant and nurtured it, let some of the original venom mellow out of it, until today I felt that my thoughts about stupidity were relatively rational, and almost sane enough to share with you.
Here are some other crazy people's thoughts on stupidity:
legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being
stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence
is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out
automatically and without pity."
---Lazarus Long---
(Robert A. Heinlein)
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
---Harlan Ellison
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the
basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is
more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of
the universe.
---Frank Zappa
consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as prophylactic
measure against stupidity.
---Paul Graham
No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
---Jacques Yves Cousteau
Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.
---William Gaddis
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
---John Stuart Mill
-and- "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
--- Bertrand Russell
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
---Robert A. Heinlein
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
---Oliver Wendell Holmes
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
---Pope John Paul II
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
---Karl Kraus
Every creative act is a sudden cessation of stupidity.
---Edwin Land
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
---Frank Leahy
Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.
---Chris Lowe
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
---P. J. O'Rourke
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.
---Fernando Pessoa
There is no sin except stupidity.
---Oscar Wilde
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
---Hunter S. Thompson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
---Edith Sitwell
Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
---Friedrich Schiller
Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
--Spider Robinson
“Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.”
---Albert Camus
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”
---George Carlin
“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.”
Anton LaVey
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
---Sam Levenson
Stupidity, outrage, vanity, cruelty, iniquity, bad faith, falsehood -
we fail to see the whole array when it is facing in the same direction
as we.
--Jean Rostand
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
---Will Rogers
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed
up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for
stupidity.
--Chris Rock





















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