It’s Valentines Day. This morning I heard a giggle-inducing bit
on NPR’s Morning Edition, where Steve Inskeep and Renee Montagne read
several ads targeted toward the occasion and trying to sell things as
diverse as furnaces and laser hair removal. Long live romance…
long live commerce.
In New Mexico, it is Extraterrestrial Culture Day, the second Tuesday
in February, just happening this year to coincide with Valentines
Day. I don’t know what Daniel Foley, the state representative
from Roswell, had in mind when he proposed the memorial four years
ago. I imagine there was an element of tongue-in-cheek humor in
it, as well as some commercially motivated civic boosterism. I
don’t really care why he did it. I simply appreciate the
opportunity to consider and discuss ET culture.
I think it would have been more appropriate to have made it ET Cultures
Day, because there must be more than one distinct culture out
there. Even among the Grays that we know who have visited us
there is cultural diversity. There are the somewhat primitive
Grays, the ones with the beady little eyes, who messily investigated
the interior anatomy of cattle and invasively used a few humans for
their genetic experiments. Then there are the more highly evolved
ones with the big wraparound eyes who are trying to help preserve our
ecology. But I digress….
I have been reflecting on the Xangan youths who have been posting
photographs of their genitals. I suppose it had to come to
this. I wonder what Gregory Bateson would think of it, what
Desmond Morris’s take on it is, and what Marshall McLuhan would have to say.
Often I wonder what Gregory Bateson
would think of one thing or another, because he had a gift for seeing
aspects and ramifications of things that might escape many
people. In the 1960s, when I found his writings for the first
time, they excited me because he challenged me to run to a dictionary
and expand my vocabulary so that I could understand the words with
which he informed my vision and expanded my mind.
Gregory was a twentieth-century Renaissance man: an anthropologist,
psychologist, cybernetic theorist, ecologist, etiologist, social
scientist, ethnographer, biologist… a limitless thinker with a
holistic perspective. He coined the word, “cybernetics”, for the
then-new science of computers. I am sure he would be interested
in the way our culture has evolved to incoroporate these machines, and
I imagine that he would be amused by some of the effects.
Desmond
Morris is a zoologist and anthropologist whose specialty is sex:
mating behavior and the behavioral differences between sexes. He
said, “Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely
to be female,” and, “…the city is not a concrete jungle, it’s a human
zoo.”
His book, The Naked Ape,
published October 12, 1967, described many social and cultural
practices in zoological terms. He pointed out, for example, how
cosmetic enhancements such as lipstick mimic the effects of sexual
arousal. I’d bet he also took note eventually of the use of
collagen injections to emphasize that cosmetic effect.
He identified twelve steps which Western couples pass
through on the way to sexual intimacy. Occasionally a step may be left
out, but they almost always occur in this order:
1. Eye to body
2. Eye to eye
3. Voice to voice
4. Hand to hand
5. Arm to shoulder
6. Arm to waist
7. Mouth to mouth
8. Hand to head
9. Hand to body
10. Mouth to breast
11. Hand to genitals
12. Genitals to genitals
With adolescents now tending to gather online more than they do at
the
mall or malt shops, it makes sense that they are passing through the
first three steps to mating electronically. Showing off one’s
body on a blog seems to me to be much healthier and safer than doing it
in the smoky, alcohol-soaked meat-market singles bars frequented by the
generation of these young people’s parents.
Marshall
McLuhan was a social scientist who specialized in exploring and
speculating on the effects of technology on culture. He had a
real way with words, was a master of the one-liner, the succinct sound bite. He said, “The medium is the message.”
He said, “The future is our permanent address;” and, “If it works, it’s
obsolete.”
It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that he had foreseen
the way the web has influenced mating behavior. He might point
out the layers of safety, the “comfort zone” provided by the distance
the web imposes between participants. He would also surely make
note of the prevalent attitude of skepticism engendered in those who
understand that the fourteen-year-old girl they’re eye-emming might
very well be a middle aged man.
Just because I found them and want to share them, here are a few more McLuhanisms:
Only puny secrets need protection. Big discoveries are protected by public incredulity.
The nature of people demands that most of them be engaged in the most frivolous possible activities—like making money.
With telephone and TV it is not so much the message as the sender that is “sent.”
Money is the poor man’s credit card.
We look at the present through a rear-view mirror. We march backwards into the future.
You mean my whole fallacy’s wrong?
Why is it so easy to acquire the solutions of past problems and so difficult to solve current ones?
The trouble with a cheap, specialized education is that you never stop paying for it.
The price of eternal vigilance is indifference.
When you are on the phone or on the air, you have no body.
This information is top security. When you have read it, destroy yourself.
The specialist is one who never makes small mistakes while moving toward the grand fallacy.
One of the nicest things about being big is the luxury of thinking little.
Politics offers yesterday’s answers to today’s questions.
In big industry new ideas are invited to rear their heads so they can
be clobbered at once. The idea department of a big firm is a sort of
lab for isolating dangerous viruses.
Food for the mind is like food for the body: the inputs are never the same as the outputs.
Men on frontiers, whether of time or space, abandon their previous
identities. Neighborhood gives identity. Frontiers snatch it away.
A road is a flattened-out wheel, rolled up in the belly of an airplane.
More can be found here.
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