Month: October 2004

  • Dirty Pictures
    Giorgione, Giorgio de Castelfranco, painted his Venus Asleep
    around 1510.  She is widely thought to represent the goddess of
    love.  Giorgione died with this painting unfinished, and it was
    finished by Tiziano de Vicellio, AKA Titian.


    A quarter of a century later, around 1538,Titian woke her up and humanized her.  The subject of Titian’s Venus of Urbino is believed by many critics to be a courtesan.

    Mark Twain said, in Tramp Abroad:

    You enter [the Uffizi] and proceed to
    that most-visited little gallery that exists in the world –the
    Tribune– and there, against the wall, without obstructing wrap or
    leaf, you may look your fill upon the foulest, the vilest, the
    obscenest picture the world possesses — Titian’s Venus. It isn’t that
    she is naked and stretched out on a bed –no, it is the attitude of one
    of her arms and hand. If I ventured to describe that attitude there
    would be a fine howl –but there the Venus lies for anybody to gloat
    over that wants to –and there she has a right to lie, for she is a
    work of art, and art has its privileges. I saw a young girl stealing
    furtive glances at her; I saw young men gazing long and absorbedly at
    her, I saw aged infirm men hang upon her charms with a pathetic
    interest. How I should like to describe her –just to see what a holy
    indignation I could stir up in the world…yet the world is willing to
    let its sons and its daughters and itself look at Titian’s beast, but
    won’t stand a description of it in words….There are pictures of nude
    women which suggest no impure thought — I am well aware of that. I am
    not railing at such. What I am trying to emphasize is the fact that
    Titian’s Venus is very far from being one of that sort. Without any
    question it was painted for a bagnio and it was probably refused
    because it was a trifle too strong. In truth, it is a trifle too strong
    for any place but a public art gallery.


    Roughly a century after Titian painted his Venus, around 1651, Diego de
    Velázquez painted his only known female nude,The Toilet of Venus, Venus and Cupid, or Venus at her Mirror, also  known as the Rokeby Venus for the hall where
    it hung before being acquired by London’s National Gallery. 
    Velázquez isn’t known for painting nudes because he lived in Spain at the
    time when the Spanish Inquisition was in action.  The painting was
    kept hidden during the artist’s lifetime.

    In 1914, Mary Richardson, a suffragette seeking to draw attention to
    the imprisonment of Emmeline Pankhurst, entered the National Gallery
    with a meat axe and slashed the painting seven times before being
    apprehended.  She claimed it wasn’t art criticism, but political
    activism.  She won a medal for this and her other work toward
    women’s suffrage.


    Francisco de Goya’s most famous nude is the Maja, probably painted for
    Godoy, Prime Minister of King Charles IV, towards the end of the 18th.
    century or beginning of the 19th.

    There is another Maja, too.

    The clothed maja is for the first time mentioned in the diary of an
    engraver and academician who paid a visit to Godoy’s palace in 1800; as
    no mention to the nude is made, it is supposed that Goya painted it
    later on.


    Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres
    (1780-1867) painted in the French neo-classic style.  He painted
    quite a few naked women.  His most famous is the Grande Odalisque.  An odalisque is a harem slave, concubine, or some such chattel.

    In 1842, Ingres painted Odalisque with Slave.


    And then, around 1863, Edouard Manet painted his Olympia.

    Manet’s protagonist is a prostitute
    –not a courtesan, as some critics have assumed Titian’s Venus to be,
    but more the nineteenth-century equivalent of the Renaissance
    meretrice. The distinction among these categories were not mere
    niceties in Renaissance Venice. In general, a courtesan was
    distinguished from a meretrice (prostitute) or puttana (whore) by her
    class (or class pretensions), by her superior economic status, and by
    the social status and (limited) number of her lovers. As a concomitant
    of these social and “romantic” aspects of her position, a courtesan
    might also claim exemption from sumptuary laws concerning dress and
    legislation regarding where she might live.
    (source)


    And, along comes the twenty-first century and a whole new class of whores, depicted here by Kayti Didriksen.


    That’s it for the art lesson for today, kiddies.

  • …found it!

    I found my favorite censorship quote.

    How could I have forgotten that it was Robert A. Heinlein who said
    it?  He is also the author of my all-round favorite quote, the one
    about stupidity down at the bottom of my quotes list in my
    sidebar.  In all his writings, he gave the best lines to old
    Lazarus Long.

    “Secrecy is the keystone of all
    tyranny. Not force, but secrecy…censorship. When any government or
    any church, for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, ‘This
    you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to
    know’ the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the
    motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has
    been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free
    man, a man whose mind is free.”
  • More than ever, I deplore censorship.

    Censorship is the act or practice of censoring.

    Here’s the definition from Merriam-Webster dot com

    One entry found for censor.

    Main Entry: 2censor

    Function: transitive verb

    Inflected Form(s): cen·sored; cen·sor·ing /'sen(t)-s&-ri[ng], 'sen(t)s-ri[ng]/

    : to examine in order to suppress or delete anything considered objectionable

    …and here is the dangerously deluded comment from grisaleen that motivated me to post this update of my previous post:

    I understand, but if the museum mostly caters to children, then it’s
    not in the appropriate museum, no?  Shouldn’t you display it
    somewhere where the people who see it will understand your
    message?  You wouldn’t display this sort of thing IN a school, so
    why would you take schoolchildren to see it?

    Basically, I’m saying that the artist will be able to display her work
    somewhere that’s more suitable.  That’s not censorship.  It’s
    only censorship if that were the ONLY museum displaying art, or if ALL
    museums decided not to display this painting.

    First of all, I would display
    it in a school.  What better place?  Must we always talk down
    to our children and endeavor to keep them ignorant?  I would
    display it alongside Manet’s Olympia, and invite them to compare and
    contrast.

    I’m so very glad that not everyone thinks as grisaleen does.  In this opinion, I have some powerful backup.

    Censorship is the tool of those who
    have the need to hide actualities from themselves and others. Their
    fear is only their inability to face what is real. Somewhere in their
    upbringing they were shielded against the total facts of our
    experience. They were only taught to look one way when many ways exist.
    Charles Bukowski

    Thus if the First Amendment means anything in this field, it must allow
    protests even against the moral code that the standard of the day sets
    for the community. In other words, literature should not be suppressed
    merely because it offends the moral code of the censor.
    William O. Douglas

    The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the
    unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of
    life, or say and do things that make people think.
    William O. Douglas

    The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.
    William O. Douglas

    The danger of censorship in cultural media increases in proportion to
    the degree to which one approaches the winning of a mass audience.
    James Farrell

    All despotisms should be considered problems of mental hygiene, and all
    support of censorship should be considered as problems of abnormal
    psychology
    Theodore Schroeder

    Censorship always protects and perpetuates every horror of the
    prevailing forms of oppression. With us, its subtle disguises increase
    its evils by creating delusions of safety, liberty and democracy. It
    precludes that intelligence which is necessary to hasten wholesome and
    natural social evolution.
    Theodore Schroeder

    Liberty of thought means liberty to communicate one’s thought.
    Salvador de Madariaga


    Fear of corrupting the mind of the younger generation is the loftiest form of cowardice.
    Holbrook Jackson


    Censorship is like an appendix. When inert, it is useless; when active it is extremely dangerous.
    Maurice Edelman

    Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly
    concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest, and cowardice.
    John Osborne

    Did you ever hear anyone say, “That work had better be banned because I might read it and it might be very damaging to me”?
    Joseph Henry Jackson


    There is nothing that dies so hard and rallies so often as intolerance.
    The vices and passions which it summons to its support are the most
    ruthless and the most persistent harbored in the human breast. They
    sometimes sleep but they never seem to die. Anything, any extraordinary
    situation, any unnecessary controversy, may light those fires again and
    plant in our republic that which has destroyed every republic which
    undertook to nurse it.
    William E. Borah

    Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty
    when the government’s purposes are beneficient. Men born to freedom are
    naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded
    rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment
    by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
    Louis D. Brandeis

    There’s more, much more.  I still haven’t found my favorite quote
    on censorship.  First I’ll have to recall who said it.


  • I deplore censorship!

    Okay, it’s ugly, its subjects are ugly, but that’s no reason to suppress it.

    Artist Kayti Didriksen painted Man of Leisure, King George, which was on display at the City Museum.

    It is painted in the style of Edouard Manet’s Olympia but Didriksen’s version shows a nude Bush on a chaise lounge.

     Vice President Dick Cheney stands nearby, holding a cushion with a crown and a miniature oil rig on it.

    The painting was part of a show called Funky Furniture that was set up in the museum last week.

    But the show, including the Bush painting, was abruptly shut down after some of the artists’ themes were considered unsuitable.

    Myra Peabody Gossens, a public relations consultant for the museum,
    said the exhibit was not what had been expected.
    “The museum is not an art museum,” she explained. “It gets mostly
    groups of children, with teachers trying to tell them something about
    history.”

    Ananova – Nude Bush painting ‘unsuitable’

  • about time
    and no-space
    and taking things
    literally

    It’s about time for me to start psyching myself up for another trip to
    town.  Yesterday was another Thursday that I didn’t go. 
    Jennifer, the alternate driver for the rehab van, had said she’d drive,
    so I stayed home.  I told Greyfox to let everyone know I’ll be
    there next week if I can, and what he told them was I’d be there to
    drive if I’m ambulatory.  It’s a commitment I intend to
    keep.  Ready or not, when next Wednesday or Thursday rolls around,
    there I go.  I’m not sure yet of the day because I may go in the
    day before to be sure of having a chance to get my tires changed
    over.  It’s time for studded snow tires again, too.

    I’ve had a few reasonably good days physically, but I blew that. 
    I made a tactical error, abandoned my strategy, and lost.  I had
    been pacing myself, sitting down whenever I felt I needed to. 
    Then the day before yesterday, late in the evening, I was nearly done
    with a dirty and somewhat strenuous job when the lead-in-the-butt
    sensation hit me.  Instead of taking a break, I told myself I’d
    just push on and finish that job then quit for the day.  Note to self:  remember to listen to the body. 
    These last two days I’ve been physically drained, and today I’ve been
    plagued by vertigo and visual deficits.  And I’ve got less than a
    week to get back in tune for the town trip.


    We’ve been talking about no-space here for a few days.  In my
    tidying up, sorting out, packing away and all, I’ve been stowing a few
    things in no-space, the places in or under or between other
    things.  A couple of days ago I accomplished such a feat of such
    magnitude that I had to crow about it to Doug.  I noticed, at the
    far end of a storage unit, a document box resting on a stack of other
    boxes at the end of the back closet behind Greyfox’s garment
    rack.  I’d situated it so that I could access it by sliding it out
    through one of the shelves of the storage unit.  There were a few
    inches of clearance between the top of that box and the bottom of the
    shelf above the shelf at its level.  I saw that if I took the
    document box out and put a box the right size under it on that stack of
    boxes back in that corner, I would have essentially used up no usable
    space.  I’d have stuck that “right-sized” box in no-space, in
    other words.

    I looked around and found a box the right size and shape,  about
    four inches tall, a foot and a fraction wide, and two to three feet
    long.  It didn’t take long to decide what to pack away in
    it.  It had to be something that wouldn’t suffer from the possible
    dampness back there, that wouldn’t be needed this winter, and that
    wasn’t more than three or four inches tall:  coffee
    mugs.   The shelves over the washer and dryer were
    overburdened with my mug collection, some of them stacked on top of
    others.  I got about fifteen or so of them into that box and
    shoved them into no-space.  Now I have room to collect more mugs!

    When I told Doug about my no-space accomplishment, he was
    inspired.  He’s started a humorous sci-fi story about a no-space
    drive system that shifts things into the realm of lost socks.  One
    of the plot devices in the story is an argyle storm.


    I’m sometimes painfully literal-minded, not to mention that annoying
    Virgo tendency to take things seriously.  None of that is as much
    of a social handicap to me as it was when I was younger, but it still
    bothers me sometimes.  That’s sorta how I keep it from being a
    social handicap:  I let it bother me instead of bothering everyone
    else with it — when I have that much presence of mind.  I told
    you guys that I was going to respond to some of your comments about
    George the wood guy, but maybe that’s not such a good idea.  Maybe
    you were not really serious.  Some of the things that have been
    said in comments here recently were absurd and if I come back at you as
    if I think you’re serious when you were joking, I’ll just be
    perpetrating an absurdity myself.

    And then there’s the business of boobs.

    I will stand by my statements concerning the dangers inherent in
    corsetry and “binding” in general.  Such things impede circulation
    and cause muscles to atrophy.  With that said, let me also say
    that although my own breasts are more like fried eggs than like melons,
    I do understand how  painful it is to have the things bouncing and
    flying out of control.  If I ever decided to ride a horse again,
    I’d get a jog bra.  I had melons for a couple of years twenty-some
    years ago when I was breastfeeding Doug.  The link in my sidebar
    about breast reduction surgery tells the story of a friend of mine
    whose breasts were so absurdly large that she couldn’t sleep on her
    tummy.  Another friend of mine has enormous breasts which she
    supports on a frame that’s less than five feet tall.  She hurts
    from it.  I’m one of the lucky ones because in most situations I
    don’t need a bra and the little bit of bounce I get when I walk feels
    goood.  If anyone can explain to me a good logical reason for
    breast implants, I’ll put a virtual gold star on the end of your pointy
    little nose.

  • I dreamed I was half naked…


    It started in a sorta silly way.  Yesterday I said to my son Doug, “I like your Calvin Klein sweatshirt.”  It is black with a big white cK logo and the words, “Calvin Klein jeans.”  Greyfox either found it in a dumpster or bought it at a bag sale.  Too big for Greyfox or me, it went to Doug.  He had put it on Tuesday when he cleaned up to go vote in the local election.

    I went on to tell him that I also like my Calvin Klein jeans.  What I didn’t say at the time was I don’t like them for their comfort, but because they function as well as any old girdle to enhance this saggy baggy old figure of mine.  (That’s the downside of losing a hundred pounds:  more skin than I need right now.) 

    The jeans I like for fit and comfort (as my loyal readers already know) are GV: Glorious Vanderbutt jeans.  As those thoughts were running through my head, perhaps the kid caught the thought, because he said, “I’m wearing Gloria Vanderbilt jeans right now.”

    I said, “What?!?  Those have to be my jeans!  You don’t have any Gloria Vanderbilts.” 

     He replied, “They fit me perfectly.  I found them in my pants shelf.”

    Then I said, with some heat, “Get out of my pants!  Go change your jeans.  I don’t know how they got into your room.”  [It had to have been me who put them there.  I'm the only one around here who puts away the clean laundry.  I must have been asleep.]

      When he stood up, sure enough, there on the watch pocket was the embroidered swan.  But that “perfect fit” wasn’t quite.  The bottoms of the pants rode somewhere a few inches above his ankles.  The kid has absolutely no fashion sense.  If he can button a pair of pants around his waist and they don’t fall off his hips, that’s a perfect fit for him. 

     He went off to his room and put on a pair of Dockers.  He seemed a bit bemused that he and I now wear the same size pants.  Last week when we were discussing who would climb up on top of the bookcase to tape the plastic sheeting over the window, he said it should be him because he’s lighter.  I sent him off to step on the bathroom scale.  He was incredulous to learn that he now outweighs me by fifteen pounds.  It’s all in height, and in those long arms, apparently.  I was the one who risked the shaky little white resin bookshelf.  It survived and so did I.

    Anyhow, as I lay in bed this morning, the amusing thought crossed my mind, “Doug went to vote in my Gloria Vanderbilt jeans.”  That triggered an association with the old Maidenform bra, “I dreamed…” ads. 

    One of the sillier ones, in my opinion, was the, “I dreamed I was an Eskimo in my Maidenform bra” ad from the ‘fifties, but in the twenty years of that ad campaign there were more than a few silly pictures, as well as some that were quite memorable for their ability to evoke longing in a more youthful me for a glamourous lifestyle I’d never achieve.  One of those in that latter category for which I couldn’t find an image today was, “I dreamed I flew to Paris….”
     
     Others, such as, “I dreamed I won the election…” inspired a generation of women who were struggling to break out of their restrictive sociocultural gender roles.   Advertising Age magazine named the “I dreamed…” campaign to the #28 spot in its top 100 ad campaigns of the twentieth century.

    It was in the early 1950s, in Life and Look magazines,  that I first recall seeing those ads.  They were different and caught my little-girl fancy, making me want to wear a bra.  They were controversial, too, especially after they switched from artists’ renderings to showing photos of live models showing their underwear in public places.  It was a time when most bra ads were understated tasteful drawings or just pictures of the bra alone or on a mannequin . 

    Another difference was that the ads were selling “lifestyle”, and not the product itself.  Ad copy did mention features such as circular stitching and stretch fabric, but not prominently.  What the ads were pushing was a glamourous fantasy world.   By the time the, “I dreamed I walked a tightrope…” ad came out in the ‘sixties, many women felt the ads, and bras themselves, were passé.  One of the places my googletrip took me today was to Hotel Satire, where a woman’s purpose is to serve and service men.  That episode of the satirical Zmag series is mostly about a new Maidenform ad campaign, Maidenform Unhooked,  that features:
     

      …a rainbow coalition of gals posing in their bras, unhooking their bras, and out of their bras (and wearing only sarongs with their bras) next to statements like “Most men don’t notice my eyes are hazel” and “No one lays a hand on them without loving me first” and “they crave passion” and “They changed before the baby, and after. I wonder what they’ll do for an encore” and “The way my husband looks at me, you’d think I was twenty.”

    In reference to the previous Maidenform campaign, the satirist sums it up succinctly:

    “As many of you older gals may recall, the most famous Maidenform campaign, that ran from 1949 to 1969, depicted gals enacting fantasies of accomplishment and purpose, i.e., gals who stopped traffic, or starred on television, while proudly showing off their Maidenform bras. These ads, say our Hotel gals who favor them, are excellent because they show gals doing important things—in their dreams, and in their underwear.”

    Unless we possessed enough dignity, nobility or clout to be called ladies, we were all girls or gals (or chicks or broads or femmes or cuties or coeds) back then, in the 1950s.  I think that to be called a woman was, to most of us, a mild insult.  There were “loose” women (which I learned on my googletrip today was derived not from sloppy morals but from the jiggly, bouncy effects of not wearing bras and girdles — a definite no-no when I was a child), fast women (who would **horrors** kiss on the first date), “other” women –adultresses, mistresses, “kept” women– and old women (which nobody wanted to be — “crone” was synonymous with “witch”), but Time Magazine hadn’t even considered naming a Woman of the Year.  Not until the 1960s did it become widely acceptable to outgrow girlhood and be a woman, and to throw away your bras.

     
    At ebrasetc.com, I encountered the old misinformation about the infamous “bra burning” in Atlantic City at the Miss America Pageant of 1968.  Men were burning draft cards around that time, and the Women’s Liberation Movement was gaining momentum.  When a bunch of feminist women were picketing the “meat market” beauty pageant one of them brought out a trash can and the picketers started tossing their bras into it.  Nobody ignited it, but some reporter apparently thought “bra burning” had more pizazz than “bra trashing” and it went out over the wire services that way. 

    I recall watching video of the event, seeing women removing their bras without taking off their shirts or exposing themselves.  My mother taught me that trick: unhook the bra in back, reach up one sleeve and pull the shoulder strap down past your elbow, then work your arm out of it and pull the bra out the other sleeve.  Neat trick, and I’ve seen men stand amazed as they watched me perform it. 

    Once I even won a few bucks from some guy who had never seen it and was fool enough to take my bar bet that I could take off my bra without removing my shirt.  Ah, the olden days!   The “painted the town red” dream ad is apparently an oldie, predating the switch to black and white photos.  Looks to me like right after WWII, when the campaign began.

    The Smithsonian Institution’s archives contain a collection of documents and artifacts from Maidenform.  The physical portion of The Maidenform Collection (in addition to the digital data) takes up 35 cubic feet of museum space.  In the Smithsonian website’s historywired section is a wealth of information about Maidenform and its founders:

    Illustration below is from
    Maidenform’s patent application.

    The history of Maidenform, Inc. began at Enid Frocks, a small dress shop in New York City owned and operated by Enid Bissett. Ida Rosenthal was a Russian Jewish immigrant and seamstress at Enid’s shop. In 1922 Ida and Enid decided that the fit and appearance of their custom-made dresses would be enhanced if improvements were made to the bandeaux style bras then in vogue. They gathered the bandeaux in the middle in a design modification that provided more support in a manner they believed enhanced, rather than downplayed, a woman’s natural figure. Ida’s husband, William, added straps and further refined the style. The called their bras “Maidenform”, in counterpoint to the “Boyish Form” brand then in vogue. Initially, the bras were given away with each dress they sold. As the bras gained popularity they began selling them, and eventually the bras became so popular they stopped making dresses altogether and shifted to full-scale brassiere manufacturing. The first Maidenform plant opened in Bayonne, NJ in 1925. After World War II, the company began marketing heavily in Europe and Latin America. Eventually, Maidenform operated plants in West Virginia, Florida, Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic.

    Documentation for the development and manufacture of a “pigeon vest” is also included in the collection. The pigeon vest allowed troopers to carry homing pigeons with them as they parachuted behind enemy lines. During World War II, Maidenform manufactured these pigeon vests and silk parachutes for the war effort.

    Given that eBras, etc. had that floater about the bra burnings, I’m not sure how accurate the rest of their history of bras is, but here is some of it anyway, FYI.

    Lift! Separate! Cross Your Heart!
    Full Coverage and Busting Out!
    How ladies have been containing themselves through the ages.

    In 1863, Luman L Chapman patented a corset substitute with breast puffs and shoulder-brace straps that tied in back. The first bra was born. Then in 1893, Marie Tucek patented the “Breast Supporter” – the first garment similar to the modern-day bra that used shoulder straps with a hook-and-eye closure to support the breasts in pockets of fabric.

    In 1904, the Charles R. DeBevoise Company first labeled a woman’s bra-like garment a ‘brassiere’. It was a actually a lightly boned camisole that helped stabilize the breasts.

    By 1907, the term “brassiere” began to show up in high profile women’s magazines and eventually, around 1912, it appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary.
     In 1913, Mary’s Secret appeared. Mary Phelps jacob, a new York socialite, made a ‘backless brasierre’ from two silk handkerchiefs and some ribbon. Her friends were sold on this innovative idea and encouraged Mary to apply for a patent for her “Backless Brassiere” design. Within a short time, Mary lost interest in the garment business and sold her patent to Warner Brother’s Corset Company for $1,500.00. Today, Warner Brother’s are a leading name brand manufacturer of bras.

    By 1928, entrepreneurs William and Ida Rosenthal took the bra to its next stage by introducing cup sizes and bras for all stages of a women’s life. Several year’s later, Warner added the A to D sizing system which became the standard in 1935.

    In 1943 Howard Hughes, famous billionaire and genuine lover of cleavage designed a cantilevered bra to better show off Jane Russell’s cleavage in the movie ‘The Outlaw’.

    In 1947, Frederick Mellinger, founder of the Frederick’s of Hollywood, began selling intimate apparel in his Los Angeles stores.

    [Maidenform's "I dreamed..." ad campaign's beginning in 1949 is chronicled, and then the history continues.]

    By 1959, Warners and Dupont had produced Lycra, the renown stretchy fabric. The result was the true appreciation for jiggle decrease! But then by the late 60s, women were burning their bras. In fact, one such bra burning was staged near the Miss America pageant in Atlantic City, New Jersey in 1968!

     The 1970s saw the development of the Ah-h Bra (1972) from Sears, and the sports bra in 1977 created by Lisa Lindahl and Polly Smith who sewed two jockstraps together and named it the Jogbra!

     And then in the 1990s, the bra industry leaped to a new level in the quest for cleavage by utilizing water, air and silicone pads. Improvements in these developments take us on into the 21st century with companies like Fashion Forms which are mostly about breast management and enhancement.

    PBS, in its They Made America series, profiled Maidenform’s founder.

    Brassiere Tycoon

     An outspoken Russian Jewish immigrant sold American women on the first undergarment that uplifted and conformed to their shape — the brassiere.

    Socialist Dressmaker
     An 18-year-old immigrant from Tsarist Russia in 1904, Ida Kaganovich held socialist ideals and believed in women’s rights. After breaking with an aunt and uncle in Hoboken, New Jersey, strong-willed Ida Americanized her last name to “Cohen.” Two years later, she married the beau she had followed to the U.S., William Rosenthal. Unwilling to work for others, Ida bought a Singer sewing machine on the installment plan, and hung out her shingle as a seamstress. William, plagued with poor health, took up sculpting.

    Change for Women

      Rosenthal’s business grew during World War I, and by 1921, she opened a dress shop in Manhattan with a partner, Enid Bisset. William soon joined them. Jazz Age women were living through a cultural sea change; they won the right to vote and went to work in new jobs in factories, department stores, and offices as urban economies expanded. The Flapper look made women wrap their chests in bandeaux for a flat-chested “Boyish Form.” Buxom Ida deplored the fashion. “Why fight nature?” she asked.
     
    Separation and Uplift

     To make women look better in their dresses, Enid and William designed a built-in bandeau with cups that separated and supported the breasts. Customers loved the brassieres, and quickly demanded them separately. By 1922, the small dress shop had registered the name Maiden Form and hired a salesman. Word of mouth brought more success, and in 1925, at Ida’s urging, the partners stopped dressmaking to focus on their hot product. In 1928, they sold 500,000 bras. The company survived the Great Depression and Enid’s retirement, and by the end of the 1930s Maiden Form products were sold in department stores across the nation and around the world.

     Finally, firefighter Therese Floren, Executive Director of Women in Fire Service, Inc.  in her article, An Unmentionable Measure of Progress, describes her Maidenform dream.

    The earliest connections I’ve seen between bras and firefighting are in old underwear advertisements. The best-known is a Maidenform ad that dates from the mid-1960′s. I have a framed copy of it on my wall, as some of you probably do on yours. It features a non-NFPA compliant “woman firefighter” (in reality, a pretty, pale and un-muscular model with lots of red lipstick and black mascara) leaning off the side of a fire engine, hanging onto a ladder with one hand and waving with the other. She wears a red helmet, shiny black patent-leather boots, red satin hot pants amply trimmed with rhinestones, satiny white gloves, and (of course) a Maidenform bra. “I Dreamed I Went to Blazes in my Maidenform Bra,” the caption reads.

    It’s an informative article, worth reading in its entirety to get the picture of what life has been like for female firefighters.  It ends up with the latest in state-of-the-art underwear for lady smokeaters:

    “But if the item I found at WFS’ Los Angeles conference is any indication, things have come around to a reasonable resolution. One of the booths in the vendor area was selling Los Angeles Fire Department shorts, sweatshirts, ball caps and other clothing. And there, right next to the cash register, was a big stack of Los Angeles Fire Department jogbras. Now, these aren’t, precisely speaking, department-issued items, but they do have “LAFD” embroidered in big letters on the front and back. When I inquired, I was told by one L.A. City firefighter that she occasionally strips down to hers when taking a cooling-off break on a fire scene, behind the rig or in some other area appropriately sheltered from the view of the general public.
    …Of course, I promptly bought a bright red one, and will wear it proudly on all suitable occasions. It certainly beats hanging off the side of a fire engine in rhinestoned hot pants.”

     
     I’ve surely said this before, but here it is again:  I don’t wear bras.  I threw them away in 1969, as soon as I got away from my biker ol’man who didn’t want me jiggling and bouncing for anyone but him.  They are, to me, torture devices in the same category as the Iron Maiden and the chastity belt.

    The obsession with confining women’s bodies has ranged from Chinese foot-binding (to cripple women and make it impossible for them to run from their abductors and rapists) through the entire range of “foundation garments”.  The latter have been touted for purposes as various as “improving” appearance (and who can improve on Nature?) to curing “weak back” as in the ad for Electric Corsets here. 

     Women have not been the only victims.  Binding weakens rather than strengthening, as has recently come out in a number of personal injury lawsuits surrounding some employers’ insistence that their workers wear elastic “back belts” on the job.  You’d think they’d have learned a thing or three from the Chinese foot-binding business.

    My mother was a victim of corsetry.  Her pendulous abdomen and uterine prolapse were the direct result of abdominal muscles weakened from years of binding.  I think of that every time I suck it in and zip up those tight jeans.  When I take off those jeans, though, I do a few sets of crunches.  Mama never knew about crunches.

     

    And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

              

  • S I C K

    I’m sick, I tell you.  No, not ill particularly, not this day
    anyway.  That virus or whatever seems to  have run its course
    in 48 hours.  I was so ungrateful, criticizing my immune system as
    I did.  It actually does work, after a fashion, sometimes.

    No, I’m really sick — bent, twisted, perverted and FUBAR.  I’m actually beginning to enjoy
    the housecleaning!  All along, my reward and incentive have just
    been my results:  the order emerging from five years of chaos, and
    my bit-by-bit triumph over entropy.  That’s a Virgo thing, I know,
    and I accept that.  What I cannot accept is that I’m now starting
    to really get INTO the process.

    What did it for me just now, and sent me out here to tell the world,
    was finding Greyfox’s drug hoard.  He’s a hoarder — bet you
    didn’t know that about him.  Back when Coca-Cola® came out with
    New Coke® (April 23, 1985), Greyfox put aside a stash of Classic Coke®
    in fear that one of his primary drugs of choice was about to go
    extinct.  I don’t know how much Coke he stashed originally, but he
    still had a few cases of it left when I went to Harrisburg in fall of
    1990 to help him pack for the move up here.  I helped him drink it.

    But that’s beside the point.  What happened was that I’d gotten to
    the last grungy, cluttered space in the bathroom, the three-door
    cabinet below the wash basin and counter.  There in one corner was
    a heap of boxes and bags, all filled with ephedra or
    ephedrine-containing products.  We’ve probably got a lifetime
    supply of stimulants, considering what old folks we are at this
    point.  I wonder what surpises might lurk in some of the other
    dank neglected corners of this trailer.  There are spaces I’ve not
    invaded since I moved in here, and there are things left behind both by
    the man who gave me this squalid hovel and by the housesitters who were
    here before we moved in.  I wonder….

    After I get a snack, I think I’ll go back and count how many doses of
    ups my darlin’ Old Fart stashed away.  Update to follow.

    Also to follow, I suppose, is some commentary and response to your
    comments on the George the wood guy series.  You guys are sweet,
    but you need some setting straight on a few things.  Later….

    Update:

    It’s 2,318 capsules, and that’s not counting the bottles in the pantry
    here, where he usually keeps his supplements, the ones in my stash (at
    least a few hundred hits, ’cause I derive a lot of benefit from the
    stuff, too — couldn’t make some of those runs to town without my stims
    – and the stash he has in town at his cabin.  Woohoo, we’re
    rich! 

    Shhhhh, now, don’t tell my buddies at NA, that “program of complete
    abstinence from all drugs,” (except of course for the caffeine,
    nicotine, sugar and other things various ones of us approve
    of).   NA literature clearly defines drug as a mood-changing,
    mind-altering substance, but there’s a lot of denial going on among the
    members.  For many years, and possibly still even now in some
    groups, marijuana was excluded from drug status and accepted as
    okay.  The organization needed at one point to explicitly state
    that alcohol is a drug, just to make that little fact perfectly clear.

    Greyfox and I fit right in with the other hypocrites, and frequently
    laugh at the irony of our needing herbal stimulants so that I can
    function to drive the rehab van to NA meetings and so he can walk his
    beat at the stand with his sign to drum up business, and also that
    we’ve become the members responsible for maintaining the supplies of
    coffee, sugar and powdered creamer for meetings — all substances that
    I’ve given up as too dangerous for me.  Ain’t real life a hoot?

  • GEORGE –

    the final chapter

    It’s final… my diagnosis:  definitely NPD!

    “Carelessness” concerning commitments, a tendency to promise anything
    he thinks would be to his advantage to promise, without any concern for
    follow-through in keeping those commitments, is very common behavior
    among pathological narcissists.  George promised me dry, seasoned
    firewood at my specified length for $120.00 a cord. 

    He delivered a mixture of dry and green wood.  He told me when I
    asked how much wood his truck would hold that each load was “just a tad
    shy of half a cord.”  On trust, I paid him sixty dollars on
    delivery of each of the first two loads, and he promised me an extra
    load “at the end,” when all four cords of my winter’s wood was
    delivered, to make up the difference.

    The first clue I had that there was something fishy about his
    measurement was the way he kept repeating how overburdened his poor
    little truck was at that.  I have learned through long intimate
    association with an NPD case (Greyfox and I will celebrate our 14th
    anniversary this Halloween) that any lament or complaint he reiterates
    excessively is either an outright lie for manipulative purposes, or a
    useful truth thrown up as a smokescreen.

    I might have let it go and accepted his measures, except for his
    carelessness about keeping his commitments.  He had promised me a
    load of wood last Thursday.  On Friday I tried to call him several
    times and his cell apparently was turned off or the system was
    down.  I got the “subscriber is unavailable” message. 
    Finally, Saturday evening I got through to him.  He was obviously
    drunk, slurring his words and not quite grasping what I was trying to
    tell him.  But he knew who I was and he started running his usual
    tape loops about the quality of his wood, the workload he puts on his
    poor little truck, and how far out of his way he goes to please his
    customers.

    It was mostly the usual bullshit except for some new stuff about how
    the cell company won’t accept his debit card over the phone to add more
    minutes to his account and he had to go to town to give them cash,
    which was why I couldn’t reach him.  He said he had the wood and
    would get it to me, “tomorrow”, which would have been Sunday.

    He kept on talking and I just listened.  Another thing I’ve
    learned from Greyfox is that listening to a drunk talk can be revealing
    and instructive.  “In vino veritas,”
    the Romans used to say.  It’s not always true because a seasoned
    liar will lie drunk or sober.  Sometimes, though, a truth slips
    out.  In the midst of one of those laments about his overworked
    little truck, out popped the words, “three-tenths of a cord,” just as
    clear as a mushmouth drunk can say them.  I wasn’t really sure I’d
    heard right the first time, but he went on and embroidered it, saying
    that three-tenths was almost half a cord and a lot of wood for such a
    little truck to haul.

    I let him keep talking, thinking I’d just let him run down of his own
    accord, but then his cell phone cut out.  At the moment that his
    voice was shut off, I was doing the math.  At his stated rate of
    $120 a cord, I’d been paying him $60 for $36 worth of wood.  This
    disturbed me.  It had bothered me somewhat that the wood’s quality
    wasn’t what he’d promised and that his cuts were uneven and irregular,
    making some of the wood too long for our stove.   Let’s just
    say that the “three-tenths of a cord” revelation was his third
    strike.  That discrepancy between his initially stated, “tad under
    half,” and this new disclosure of its actually being a tad under a
    third of a cord, meant that I had to take some action.  I had to
    confront him on it, I knew.

    Sunday rolled around and past, and no George, no wood, no call to
    explain.  Monday while I was busy in the back of the house, he
    called.  I told Doug to take the message.  The message was
    that George had been unable to deliver my wood Sunday because he’d had
    to take someone who had been involved in an auto accident to the
    hospital.  He said he’d have my wood here at ten this morning.

    When I relayed that bit about the “auto accident” to Greyfox, his
    response was just what mine had been:  “Yeah, right!”  Given
    the condition George was in when we spoke Saturday night, the real
    problem had been a hangover, I’m sure.  I knew then that I also
    had to confront him on the effects of his addiction on his
    business.  By the way, nobody
    is better at detecting NPD bullshit than a narcissist who has become
    aware of the condition.  They are also very quick to pick up on
    the signs and make the diagnosis when they meet someone with NPD. 
    I just wish Greyfox were a little better at picking up on his own
    bullshit before it pops out his mouth.  But he is getting better,
    I must admit.  This unorthodox therapy we’ve undertaken is working.

    But to get back to my dealings with George….
    I explained to Greyfox about the “three-tenths” disclosure.  He
    did the math and agreed with me that paying $192.00 a cord for wood was
    unacceptable when the going rate is $100 around here.  We usually
    pay a little more because we ask for shorter lengths than standard, and
    often our suppliers have a long way to drive to deliver out here. 
    George’s regular rate is $120 for split wood, and that’s the rate he
    gave us for our shorter lengths because we take it in the round and
    split it ourselves.  One-twenty was acceptable; one-ninety-two was
    not.  He agreed with me that I had to confront him, and that it
    was a toss-up whether he’d go into narcissistic rage or take the
    ingratiation route.

    I spent the intervening day thinking about my approach.  I’ve had
    plenty of practice in communicating with a narcissist, but I have a
    personal distaste for being manipulative.  I was trying to come up
    with something that would be both honest and non-threatening, but in
    retrospect I don’t think such a thing would have been possible. 
    What I ended up with was a plan to tell George that I was confused by
    the conflict between his two statements about his truck’s capacity, and
    to take my tape measure out and measure the truck.  This morning,
    I asked Doug to go out with me when George came, and back me up. 
    What I had in mind was more in the nature of agreeing with me that the
    wood wasn’t all dry and seasoned.  I just wanted a second presence
    there.  I felt that it was a situation calling for backup.

    Doug asked if he should go armed.  Not knowing what sort of
    armament George might have in his truck, and envisioning the rage I
    knew was a possible response to my confrontation, I said I didn’t think
    Doug needed to strap on Greyfox’s quick-draw rig.  I thought, but
    didn’t speak, the idea that maybe the pump shotgun would be a better
    choice.  Greyfox was out here for an hour or two this afternoon,
    delivering groceries and picking up cold-weather gear.  As we were
    discussing George, Doug said he suggested going armed to the
    confrontation.  Greyfox said that might switch his rage to
    ingratiation.  When the time came, I prevailed, and we confronted
    George armed only with a tape measure.

    The time didn’t come at ten this morning as he had promised.  I
    was not surprised.  He was three hours late when I left here with
    Greyfox to go vote in the local borough school board election, to make
    my opinion known on the sales tax proposal.  He was five hours
    late when he phoned to say he was on his way, and six hours late when
    he arrived.  He was talking his usual line of bullshit even before
    he was out of the cab.  He stopped abruptly when he saw me start
    to stretch the measuring tape along the bed of his truck.  He
    asked what that was all about, and I told him of my confusion over his
    conflicting statments of his truck’s capacity.

    Enraged, he said if that was the way I was going to be, he just
    wouldn’t do business with me.  He got back in his truck as if to
    drive away.  I walked to the open window and said to him, “If what
    you’ve told me is true, and you leave here with this load of wood, you
    will be shorting me on the wood I’ve already paid you for.”  You
    should have seen his eyes when I leaned a little forward and looked at
    him with deep sincerity as I said, “You really don’t want to short
    me.”  I’m consistently amazed how a few calm words uttered
    sincerely can inspire fear in those with guilty consciences.

    That switched him to ingratiation, pronto.  Of course, the form
    his ingratiating behavior took was just endless repetitions of his
    bullshit tape loops.  He said that his truck bed was, “six by
    seven,” six feet wide and seven feet long, and that the load was
    stacked two-and-a-half feet deep.  I eyeballed the load, heaped up
    in the middle and sloping off to a single course of wood at the sides,
    and asked him if that two-and-a-half was in the middle or at the
    side.  Then I said, “I’ll just measure it.”  And I did.

    The bed of the truck is 4 feet 8 inches wide and that includes the
    humps for wheel wells which cut a foot or more out into it for about
    half of its length of five feet, ten inches.  The first time I
    measured the truck, I hooked my tape over the outside in front and
    measured clear out to the outside at the tail light, but when George
    climbed out to dispute my measurements, I did it again and that time
    made sure I was getting the inside dimensions.  The depth of the
    load at its greatest point was 27 inches, tapering down to ten inches
    at the side.

    A cord of wood is 128 cubic feet.  George’s truck indeed holds
    about three-tenths of a cord.  He climbed back into the truck
    after saying that Doug could unload whatever I thought he owed
    me.  I stood there as Doug worked, talking to George.  
    In response to his claims about the quality of his wood, I acknowledged
    that some of his wood was dry, but that a lot of it was green.  He
    spluttered, and started disputing the accuracy of my
    measurements.  I held up my Stanley Powerlock tape for his
    inspection and invited him to measure it for himself.  When he
    went off on another tack, I interrupted to tell him that green wood was
    standard fare around here, and was acceptable.  I assured him that
    I wasn’t calling him a liar, and that the only reason I’d wanted to
    measure the truck was because of the discrepancies in what he had told
    me.

    When he finally shut up long enough to get what I was saying, that he
    himself had told me Saturday night while he was drunk that his truck
    held three-tenths of a cord, his eyes did that thing again.  There
    was the light of comprehension followed by the wall of denial.  He
    said emphatically that he never said his truck held three-tenths of a
    cord.  Under and behind his words, I heard the hopeful tone of the
    habitual drunk who knows he can’t with any assurance say that he did or
    did not do anything while under the influence.  Unable to accept
    the clear facts, he retreated into his false narcissistic persona and
    ran the tape about all his satisfied customers.  He’d worked
    himself back into full rage mode by then, and as he started to climb
    back out of the truck I told Doug to stop unloading.

    By rights, I should have gotten that entire load and another 12.8 cubic
    feet or so, but George was still too much of an unknown to me to risk
    his rage.  He looked at his now-half-full truck and said, “This
    isn’t fair,” in that aggrieved tone so familiar to me from Greyfox when
    his false persona has been punctured by a keen bit of reality.  I
    looked him straight in the eye, took a slow deep breath, and said, “If
    it were really fair, George, I’d have this whole load and a little bit
    more.”

    That was too much for him.  He drove away yelling something about
    my being, “on the list.”  Oh, my, I wonder what that means. 

  • Yay for duct tape!

    I stuck the broken battery door shut on my pocket camera.  It
    works.  The repair was hastily made yesterday, so that I could
    capture Koji perching on the back of the couch.

    It isn’t his favorite place to sit.  He always looks a little
    uneasy up there.  He seems to only get up there when he wants to
    get the attention of whichever primate is at the computer.  He and
    Doug had already discussed their proposed walk around the block and out
    to the mailbox, but I’m not sure the dog fully understands the concept,
    “later”.

    He might, on the other hand, grasp the idea of “not now,” because after
    a while he relaxed a bit.  The spot he’s in is a favorite for the
    cats.  It is close to the woodstove for warmth and provides a
    perspective on this whole big living-dining room/kitchen complex where
    we all spend most of our time.

    Muffin, there on the right, had been snuggled up beside my legs before
    I got up from my nest of blankets in Couch Potato Heaven.  This
    shot shows my low-tech water heater, named Kermit.  It’s the green
    pot on top of the woodstove with the saucepan-dipper inverted on top of
    it.  It only works in winter, however.  In summer we heat
    water as needed on the kitchen range.  Out of frame on the right
    is the PS2, my favorite non-destructive, unproductive pastime. 
    That’s where I’m headed next, after I’ve had some breakfast.

    I have a cold… or maybe something a tad more severe than a cold…
    flu perhaps.  Call it misery just for convenience.  It comes
    at the same time of year and with the same set of symptoms as the onset
    of the big infection that nearly killed me five years ago.  This
    time at least I have adequate supplies of bronchodilators. 
    Greyfox discovered, in the dumpster at Felony Flats, several cartons of
    ampules of albuterol for inhalation, just barely past their expiration
    date.  I got out my old nebulizer and found out that the nasty
    side-effects of the albuterol inhalers the doctor gives me were from
    the propellants and not the drug.  Now THAT is a fine
    discovery!  ‘Twould be nice, at times such as this, to have a
    functioning immune system, but one can’t have everything, I guess.

  • NO PIX

    No pictures from today’s water run, dammit!  And it wasn’t just a
    routine run, either.  We had a flat tire, probably drove down
    there on a flat.  That would explain the rough ride.  But I
    was too busy worrying about the parking brake to think of a tire. 
    I’d put the brake on when we stopped at the mailbox, and it froze in
    place.  I’m not in full winter mode yet.  I know better than
    to use my parking brake in winter.

    The neighbor who came while we were filling our buckets stated the
    situation succinctly:  “Winter’s early.”  Indeed, we skipped
    fall altogether.  Literally skipped a lot of the falling of the
    leaves.  Having snow on the ground while there are still green
    leaves on trees is not usual here.  I still have some adjusting to
    do.

    This water run was a spur of the moment decision.  I noticed this
    morning that we were running low and would need water before Tuesday,
    Doug’s next scheduled dishwashing day.  He has been keeping the
    kitchen clean, washing dishes every Tuesday and Friday for three
    weeks.  I love it and I’m not likely to let him run out of water
    and have an excuse to let the dishes pile up.   It is
    slightly inconvenient having to snake a plate that’s too wide to go
    through the door straight, off a stack that’s a bit too tall for the
    space, but I can fix that by packing away a few of those plates to give
    us room to tilt the plates and get them out diagonally.  Now that
    he’s doing dishes regularly, we really don’t need that many plates
    anyway.

    Anyhow, since it had clouded up overnight after yesterday’s brilliant
    sunshine, I decided to check the weather forecast to see if there might
    be a more pleasant day coming up tomorrow or Monday.  Both the
    National Weather Service and weather.com told us that this morning was
    the best time available, and it’s supposed to precip this
    afternoon.  Whether it rains or snows will depend on variables
    impossible to compute at this time.

    I’ll try to paint you a few word pictures of the trip:

    At the mailbox, I got out to see what was sticking up at the edge of my
    windshield and making little thumps each cycle of the wiper.  It
    was a piece of the weather stripping from the bottom of the windshield,
    torn loose in some over-enthusiastic ice-scraping by Doug.  Oh,
    well, at least I hadn’t had to do the scraping myself.  Life has
    its tradeoffs.

    As I crouched by the spring filling water jugs, the neighbor pointed
    out our flat tire to Doug.  He yelled down to me and I yelled back
    that it explained the rough ride and funny noise he’d noticed. (“I
    really must get into the habit of a preflight walkaround.,” I thought. This is something I’ve been telling myself for how many years now?)  
    I looked up a bit later to tell Doug to get out the little inflater
    that plugs into the cigarette lighter, and saw him reaching into the
    back seat.  I assumed that he’d anticipated my instructions. 
    I was wrong.  He was getting out the spare tire.  He also
    moved the full buckets he’d already loaded into the hatch, to get out
    the jack.

    When I stood up to shift some buckets around, I looked under the car
    and saw the jack, and yelled out my alternate suggestion.  When I
    was all done filling, I carried one of the buckets up, and sent Doug
    back down for the rest while I finished setting up the tire
    inflater.  Meanwhile, the magpie up on the bluff behind the spring
    was laughing at us.

    If I’d been able to use the camera, I’d have gotten a pic of the bird,
    and one of the leaf beneath a glaze of ice on one of the big rocks
    beside the waterhole.  Doug pointed out the leaf and said it would
    probably still be there next spring.  I had the camera in my
    pocket, but it wasn’t working.  As I’d been stuffing it in my
    pocket before we left here, Doug backed into me and I dropped the
    camera.  The battery door popped open and I scooped the batteries
    up and put them back in and put the camera in my pocket.  At the
    spring when I handed it to Doug, he discovered that it wasn’t
    working.  A small bit of plastic that holds the battery door shut
    and maintains the electrical contact had broken off.  We looked
    the situation over, and I uttered the solution:  “duct
    tape.”  If that doesn’t work, I’ll be forced to use the bigger and
    more complex Fuji more, no more pocket Kodak.  Ah, well, so it
    goes.