December 17, 2006

  • Three Magi

    Eight days to Christmas

    The

    Three

    Wise

    Men

    [Originally posted this date, 2004, minimally edited for 2006]

    The myth du jour, the latest things to shake out of Satan’s Claws Santa Claus’s
    pockets, are Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar.


    A Sunday or two
    ago, Greyfox phoned me to read me some funny stuff from Dave Barry’s
    syndicated column.  The first words he read were something about
    the Bible telling us that the Three Wise Men… and there I interrupted
    him to say that the Bible doesn’t say anything about any three wise men.

    Greyfox was undaunted.  He’s used to my interruptions and even if
    he weren’t, it can be devilishly hard to deter a man with NPD when he’s
    intent on anything.  He dismissed my cavil and insisted that the
    facts didn’t matter, then he went on and read me some funny stuff about
    men being lousy gift givers.  I think there could have been a
    touch of defensiveness there.  Gift giving has been a touchy
    subject between us for as long as we have been together, the Old Fart
    having gifted me with numerous wildly inappropriate and unwelcome
    items, including pickled crayfish, pickled in formaldehyde.


    But I digress.  Here’s the straight skinny on Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar, straight from snopes.com:

    As Santa Claus and his reindeer are to
    the secular celebration of Christmas, so the three wise men and the
    creche are to the religious celebration. Even most of the non-religious
    (or non-Christian) among us recognize the symbolism of the nativity
    scene: it depicts the biblical account of three wise men from the east
    who rode atop camels and followed a star to Bethlehem, bearing gifts
    for the newborn Christ child who lay in a manger.

    The truth is, the Bible contains virtually none of these details. They
    have all been added over the years from sources outside the Bible.

    Mathew 2:1 tells us:

        Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in
    the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east
    to Jerusalem . . .


    That’s it. Matthew doesn’t say how many wise men came from the east,
    doesn’t mention their names, and doesn’t provide any details about how
    they made their journey.

    It has generally been assumed that the wise men (or magi) were three in
    number because Matthew 2:11 makes mention of three gifts: ” . . . they
    presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense and myrrh.” The number
    of wise men is not specified in the Bible, however, and some Eastern
    religions have claimed up to twelve of them made the journey to
    Bethlehem. The names of the wise men, Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthasar,
    do not come from the Bible and did not appear in Christian literature
    until over five hundred years after the birth of Jesus. Nothing in the
    Bible says the wise men rode camels (or any other animal); they may
    have made their journey from the east on foot for all we know. And
    despite the familiar lyrics of the Christmas carol “We Three Kings,” no
    biblical source depicts the three wise men as kings. (They were most
    likely learned men, perhaps astrologers.)

    However many wise men there were, and however they got to Bethlehem,
    the Bible tells us they arrived just after the birth and found the baby
    Jesus in a manger, right?

     Not quite. Matthew 2:11 states:

        And when they were come into the house, they saw the
    young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him . .
    .


    The wise men came “into the house,” not the stable, and they saw a
    “young child,” not a newborn. This passage indicates that the wise men
    didn’t arrive until quite some time after Jesus’ birth. (According to
    Luke 2, it was shepherds, not wise men, who visited the infant Jesus in
    the manger.)

     To sum up: we are told by the Bible that wise men came from the east,
    that they followed a star to Bethlehem to find the Christ child, and
    that they brought him gold, and frankincense and myrrh. We must look to
    sources external to the Bible to find the origins of any of the other
    familiar details, however.

    [EDIT: Sunday December 17, 2006
    It pleases me to have some seasonally appropriate material to repost now, because I have little time at the computer (Doug has been using it a lot.), little energy to spare, and lots of brain-fog to wade through.  It has been amusing to see the impact my Xmas entries have on some of the people who are seeing them for the first time.  I am considering an entry on what Christmas means to me now (as opposed to the remembrances from childhood and the research pieces I have been posting) if the fog clears sufficiently.  Anyhow, have a merry and a happy, and I'll be around.] 


    Warm Light
    Cold Scene

    That’s the scene out my front door today. [...was, in '04 -- there's just some packed, tracked, and crusty old snow now, and the light is gray.]  I didn’t want to suit
    up and boot up to go out in the new snow, so I just opened the door and
    took a shot.  That is neither sunrise nor sunset, just low angle
    midwinter midday sunlight at 62 degrees north latitude.

Comments (10)

  • I always assumed the ‘three wise men’, like everything else in the Bible, was more symbolic than literal anyway. I just look at the Bible as a pre-Times bestselling novel written by a collection of anonymous authors.

  • Merry Christmas from our temperate world to yours of cold.  Sending good thoughts… Nancy

  • “pickled in formaldehyde”???? OMG! He is a dear, isn’t he!?! (ok, now I’m going to read the rest of your blog. that just got to me!)

  • I try not to pay to much attention to what is said in Bible other than the common sense things like thou shalt not kill and stuff.

    Thanks for the comment and you can blog on my site any time you want.

  • The picture is lovely. Enjoyed the biblical commentary.

  • Finally! Someone else who uses her brain instead of swallowing impossible and improbable crap just because everyone else does! Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th, either…

  • There will always be both the faithful and the ones who want ‘reality’.. neither wrong in nature.  I try and find the few flowers of wisdom amongst the amazing amount of crap that the church has been selling since it’s inception.  The gems of truth are there regardless of how buried they are.

    I still like positive feelings that can be created from people at this time of year for whatever reason..

    And I do like how you present your collected wisdom and data..

    Dance in the Snow!

  • Interesting stuff yet again.  Gorgeous photo, too. 

  • Hi sweety!  You do realize that pickled crayfish are now going for a small fortune on eBay?

    NOTE–I Am FINALLY working on a blog–feel free to visit it  in progress, and make suggestions–which I ,  of course, will be free to ignore.

  • you are so correct in your facts… i have learned to not take things so literal from the bible… it is the messages that are told is what we need to pay attention to…

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