November 29, 2004
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too-easy detecting,
and anticipationThis
morning when I sat down here and pulled out the keyboard, there between
the S key and the D was a dark, curly pubic hair. First thought
that popped into my mind — Holmes had nothing on me — “online porn
and solitary hanky panky.”As the little short-and-curly began to slip down between the keys, I
took it as a sign it’s time to clean the keyboard. I shook and
blew and tweezed out that hair and a lot of dog and cat hair, some
sesame seeds and croissant crumbs and other assorted crud, then I
signed in as KaiOaty and set to work on the latest reading.As I went to upload the pic of the Tarot spread, the xTools box popped
up, as usual, showing me the latest image files to have been accessed
on this machine. Guess what! It was the “tentacles” folder
in the “random hentai” folder in the folder that Doug has seen fit to
title, “OMG DON’T LOOK IT’S MY PORN!”I think he gave it that title just to be mean. He has to know how
contrary I am, and that the easiest way to get me to do something is to
tell me not to. On the other hand there’s my sense of
honor. My respect for him extends to his privacy. My
respect for myself demands that I give others the respect due
them.That folder has been here almost as long as we’ve had this computer,
and the only times I’ve been in it have been due to accidents such as
this. I’m curious, but not that curious. Besides, I find
hentai in general to be mildly disturbing, just as I did the first
“Tijuana Bibles” I saw as a teenager (they’re little booklets the size
of bible tracts, only pornographic, FYI). “Cartoon” porn just
don’t seem right to a girl who grew up on Bugs Bunny and Walt Disney.
When I get the time, I’m going to
answer some rhetorical questions that have been asked recently in
comments. I’m anticipating that with great pleasure. No
questions are more fun to respond to than those the asker hadn’t
intended me to answer.Later, all
Comments (5)
Ewwwww–well, at least the keyboard wasn’t sticky!
I reckon you got my message, I’ll start on the latest PLR ASAP, hope to post it tomorrow, if I don’t come up. Heck, I might do both. Weather has been lousy here, rainy and roads real slick where not just wet.
Bum’s better, thanks.
Still haven’t called the clinic, will do that later if I remember. Also, will talk to Wells Fargo later today–if I remember. Went to the wrong branch first.
OMG What colour was that pube?
I just love Doug stories. You are better than me…I’d have to look and find a way to justify it in my head.
All I can do is smile…=)
haha.. everytime i see hentai porn i just laugh..i dont get it. maybe just because i was all about cartoons when i was little too.