July 30, 2004

  • Mike from
    Krakow

    I picked up a hitchhiker on my way to town today.   I don’t
    stop for every hitchhiker.  I play it by ear, sorta, or by
    something between my ears.  It’s not the rational left brain I use
    to decide who to pick up and who to let stand there.  On the way
    home tonight, there was one in Willow that I passed up.  I hadn’t
    even gotten close enough to see his face or the little black dog with
    him, when I decided not to stop.  It just didn’t feel right. 
    But the one this afternoon on the way into town felt so right that I
    screeched to a stop for him even though I was nearly up to him when I
    first saw him there.  The thought crossed my mind that he was the
    reason I’d dawdled around here and left so late.

    When he asked if I was going to Anchorage, his English was good, but
    his accent spoke of Eastern Europe.  When I said I was going to
    Wasilla, “about half-way,” the grin and the one word, “Perfect!” spoke
    of an experienced hitchhiker happy for any ride that takes him more
    than a few miles and doesn’t drop him off in the middle of
    nowhere.  Where I picked him up must have seemed like the middle
    of nowhere to him, not far from where I live here on the edge of the
    back of beyond.

    He had a big back pack and a small day pack.  The big one had to
    go in the hatch.  I got out to open it for him, and as he tossed
    the pack in I saw written on it in marker, two words.  One went by
    too fast and was on the other side of the pack when it thumped heavily
    into my car, but the other word said “Krakow.”  Krakow has a
    special place in my heart and in my whimsy, because it’s one of the
    “words” my cat Pidney used to say.  She’d say “Raoul” and “map”
    and “Krakow,” and from that I fantasized a tale of her jet-setting lost
    love and her intention of setting off on her motor scooter to find
    Raoul.  Not another city in the world could have tickled my fancy
    more than Krakow.  Fancy that.

    As we got back onto the road, I asked if he’d been to Denali.  I’d
    gotten a good enough look at him to know he wasn’t a climber: 
    none of that deep high-altitude sunburn, with the white goggle-marks,
    that we see on the occasional extraordinarily fit hitchhiker.  He
    seemed fit enough, and he handled that heavy pack okay, but he was
    obviously not here just for the mountain.  He said yes, he’d been
    to Denali and added, “I like it,” with a big grin.  I said I like
    it, too, and that started a conversation that lasted for the next 45
    miles or so.

    In response to my question, he told me he’s from Poland, confirming
    what the “Krakow” on his pack had suggested.  He wanted to know if
    there were any special places around here that I like a lot, and I
    recommended Thunderbird Falls between here and Anchorage, Cook Inlet
    beyond Anchorage, and the Portage Glacier on the shores of Cook
    Inlet.  We talked local geography for a while and established that
    he’s on his way to Seward, so all of those places are along his planned
    route.

    I asked how long he’d been in Alaska (two weeks) and how much longer he
    would be staying (another week).  He had flown to Denver and got a
    bonus flight on into Montana somehow (traffic and his accent kept me
    from catching all the details of that).  He started hitchhiking in
    Montana, and said that hitching rides is much easier in Alaska than it
    is in the “continental” U.S. (what I’d call the lower 48), and that in
    Canada it is very hard to catch rides. 

    He had come through the wildfires in the border country, and asked me
    if we’d had any bush fires here.  I said not this year, except for
    a little one near home that was quickly put out.  We talked a
    while about fire and forests and how quickly they regenerate.  In
    answer to his questions I pointed out some areas that had been burnt in
    the 300,000 acre Millers Reach fire eleven years ago, and told him that
    the entire area we were traveling through had been burnt off about
    eighty years ago during construction of the Alaska Railroad.

    He told me he had gone from Yukon Territory to Fairbanks and then
    hitched all the way to Prudhoe Bay before coming back by way of Mount
    McKinley (Denali).  That impressed me.  Not many people even
    drive to Prudhoe Bay.  Most of the traffic up there is by air, and
    few people other than those who work in the oil field fly in and out of
    there.  Today, he’d been planning to hitch the Denali Highway over
    to Valdez, but the sky that way was threatening storms, so he headed
    toward Anchorage.  I said it had probably been a wise choice,
    because the Denali Highway is only paved for the first few miles, then
    beyond that it’s a long, slow, gravel road with very little
    traffic.  That led him to talk about some of the long walks and
    waits between rides, both on the road to Prudhoe Bay, and last year in
    Australia.

    We shared some of our experiences, his in Australia a year ago and mine
    in the Southwestern U.S. three decades ago.  We talked about laws,
    those regarding hitchhiking and those regarding fireworks, as we passed
    the cluster of fireworks stands at the Big Lake turnoff.  He
    expanded on some of his experiences in Canada, and I talked about the
    reasons for the anti-hitchhiking laws in Arizona.  Both stories
    involved crime and public reactions to them.  Apparently there are
    few people hitching rides on the roads in Canada now, because of a
    series of crimes against hitchhikers, he said.  I told him about
    one particularly gruesome crime in Arizona in the 1950s, in which a
    family was killed by someone they’d picked up, that led to hitchhiking
    being outlawed.

    Then after a quiet half a mile, he asked if I like Anchorage.  I
    said no, I don’t like cities, and he anticipated the word, “cities”,
    saying it in unison with me.  I explained that Anchorage was big
    enough to be dirty and violent, but too small to have many of the urban
    amenities of bigger cities.  I said there was a decent museum and
    some theater, but mostly just tourist traps.  I told him the city
    depends economically on the two military bases, has a transient
    population of military personnel and dependents, and has somehow
    collected a varied permanent population of Asians and Pacific islanders
    from places like Tonga and Samoa.  I told him that the Tongans and
    Samoans are frequently in the news because they brought their
    longstanding enmity and blood feuds with them when they came
    here.  He said, “some people are crazy.”  I answered that
    most people, average people, are crazy and he agreed.

    This was no average guy, not even the run of the mill backcountry
    hitchhiker.  I wouldn’t have minded a few hundred more miles of
    his stories.  But I had that van-driving commitment to keep, and
    he had many miles to go.  I stopped across the highway from Felony
    Flats, opened the hatch for him to get his pack, and handed him my
    card.  He grinned again, thanked me and said goodbye, shouldering
    that pack as if it were light.

Comments (8)

  • :D   ….sounds like Pidney figured you needed someone to talk to…..and knew that Mike needed a ride….

    I love stories like this…

  • I was thinking the same thing morrigan said…of Pidney and how things just seem right sometimes.

    I’m glad you two met up and got to talk a bit.

  • I’ll bet Mike was just as happy for the conversation….

  • How interesting.
    Sounds like he made your day!

  • Sounds pretty cool… 

  • every time i pick up a hitcher, i rely on my gut…. somehow you can just tell.

    besides, i have a gun.

    i’ve never picked up an interesting hitcher, though…. just guys with no car on their way to the next city to get a drink.

  • people can be so interesting, when they arnt being crazy. happy blue moon.

  • What a great story!

    My friend Ash (originally from the UK) is an avid hitchhiker and I guess over there it’s a normal mode of transportation.  You don’t see as often here except on the large highways and I have thought for years that it was illegal for us (Canadians) to pick up hitchhikers…*shrugs*….dunno…. Ash doesn’t seem to have much trouble getting rides and neither does an AA friend of mine who used to hitchhike to meetings all over the province when first into recovery….he likely still does, but I havent’ seen him in ages……..the drivers must just see the halos over their heads and stop instead of driving on by.. 

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