April 9, 2004

  • This one made me stop and think.
    If I were…

    a month I would be: September

    a day of the week I would be: Tuesday

    a time of day I would be: midafternoon

    a planet I would be: Uranus


    a sea animal I would be: a Galatheid crab living in a wormfield by a black smoker on the East Pacific Rise

    a direction I would be: northwest

    a piece of furniture I would be: a footlocker

    a sin I would be: gluttony

    a historical figure I would be: uhhh… either Catherine the Great or Joan of Arc

    a liquid I would be: mercury

    a tree I would be: Siberian larch


    a flower/plant I would be: Lophophora williamsii

    a kind of weather I would be: partly cloudy with a chance of rain

    a musical instrument I would be: a theramin

    an animal I would be: me–I AM an animal

    a color I would be: sky blue


    a vegetable I would be: artichoke

    a sound I would be: a babbling brook

    an element I would be: mercury

    a car I would be: Lamborghini Off-Road

    a song I would be: “Let it Be”

    a movie I would be directed by: Robert Rodriguez

    a book I would be written by: Elmore Leonard

    a food I would be: enchilada


    a place I would be: Hurricane Gulch, Alaska

    a material I would be: raw silk


    a taste I would be: hot

    a scent I would be: fresh-brewed coffee

    a word I would be: explicit


    an object I would be: a left-handed monkey wrench

    a body part I would be: legs

    a facial expression I would be: a crooked smile and a wink

    a cartoon character I would be: Rags the Tiger, Crusader Rabbit’s sidekick

    a shape I would be a: tesseract

    a number I would be: 9

    a holiday I would be: Halloween


    a bird I would be: golden eagle


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