December 16, 2008

  • Have you ever been in love with a fictitious character?

    The best thing about loving fictional guys is that I can love as many of them as I want and they don’t get jealous.  The worst thing about them is that they are not real.

    The more I think about this, the more I tend to think that these fictional men I love are really not real.  I mean that they are very much unlike any real men I know.   It is also pretty obvious, from the type of fictional men I have bonded with, that I have some disturbingly unhealthy appetites.

    One of the first fictitious men I fell for was “salvage consultant” Travis McGee, written by John D. MacDonald.  As described in the books, if McGee had been a few inches taller, he would have looked just like my father.  That might account for the attraction, I suppose.  I think I’m over him, now, anyway.  I have changed over the years, but old McGee stays the same.

    Lazarus Long, the immortal time traveler written by Robert A. Heinlein, didn’t appeal to me much when I first met him, even before I knew McGee.  He grew on me, I guess, as I grew.  Come to think of it, I don’t think I have ever fallen for a character on the basis of a single book.  All the ones I’m mad about exist in series and have shown real character development with time.  Shoot me if I ever “get over” Laz.  My love for him is, as it should be, as deathless as ol’ Laz himself.

    I didn’t think much of Jack Reacher in Echo Burning, the first of Lee Child’s novels I ever read.  But another of his books came my way, I read it, and I was hooked.  I have searched out every blessed book in the series, read them all, and have placed pre-publication orders for the last two, my most serious $$$ splurge in many years.  It is a budget violation I cannot justify, and I won’t even try.  I’m in love.

    Not long after I met Reacher, along came Joe Pike.  At first, he was just the quietly dangerous sidekick of Robert Crais’s private eye, Elvis Cole.  Then Crais apparently realized what he had there and wrote a book, The Watchman,  for Joe.

    Now I have fallen in love again.  This guy is as immortal as Lazarus Long (providing nobody blows out his cortical stack), even more enigmatic and dangerous than Joe Pike, and, damnit, not one bit more tangible or here than any of the others.  His name is Takeshi Kovacs.  He is written by Richard K. Morgan.

    In all honesty, I’m not as fascinated with Kovacs as I am with the universe Morgan has created.  He does such an excellent and seamless job of putting readers into strange cultures with alien technologies, without any tedious exposition, that he has gained three avid fans here in Doug, Greyfox and me.  Our tastes ordinarily differ so markedly that Greyfox was led some time ago to remark that anything all three of us like has to be good.

    Richard K. Morgan is better than good.  His most interesting character, Quellcrist Falconer, is not physically present in Altered Carbon or Broken Angels.  She is there, though, a remembered, revered, ridiculed and reviled revolutionary leader existing only in quotes such as:

    Is it a wolf I hear,
    Howling his lonely communion
    With the unpiloted stars,
    Or merely the self-importance and servitude
    In the bark of a dog?

    How many millennia did it take,
    Twisting and torturing
    The pride from the one
    To make a tool, The other?

    And how do we measure the distance from spirit to spirit?
    And who do we find to blame?

    and

    The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from under with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous, marks the difference – the only difference in their eyes- between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life, and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal.

    I understand that she will be revived in the flesh, resleeved, in Woken Furies.  I’m giving it to myself for Christmas.

Comments (24)

  • Ha! I love this post. Yes, I confess to being in love with many fictional men. Chris and Ed, from Northern Exposure, for two… And then, there is someone in just about every book I read. I lost count! 

  • SuSu…I woudn’t say I’ve been IN LOVE with any fictitious characters or imaginary playmates but I confess to having had sexual fantasies about them from time to time. 

    Fortunately none of these fantasies were cross-species nor did they involve extraterrestials…

  • When I was in college my best friend from high school said the reason why I never had a boyfriend was that I had impossible standards, based on books.  I couldn’t deny it.  I imprinted on fictional characters very early.  I don’t want to be in love, I want to be in love in a novel.

  • MooncatBlue brought Northern Exposure into this, so I guess I can relate to one TV character.

    Starbuck, from Battlestar Galactica.  Not the old Dirk Benedict character but the new BSG, and Katie whatever her name is.  It’s not her I like, but the character she plays.

      Starbuck can outfly anyone in the fleet.  She can kick ass at their version of poker, while smoking a stogie, and will never back down from a fight, right or wrong.  Her history is not completely known, even by herself, and she is loyal to duty, and friendship. 

    One other character from William Gibson books is Molly.  Originally called Molly Millions in Johnny Mnenomic (the book, not the movie) and just Molly in Neromancer.  I guess she may be Asian, but I don’t know.  She has straight black hair, has mirrored implants in her eye sockets, and razors under her fingernails, which she uses when she works as a bodyguard. 

    Okay…not in love with either of them, but if I ever met these characters as real people I would have a lot of respect for them, and apprehension too.  Women that kick ass are just too cool! 

  • Oh lordy, Lazarus Long.  When Robert Heinlein died I sat down and wept my heart out.  I loved all of his books from the time I was in high school…it has been an enduring love!  I am going to have to check out Quellcrist Falconer myself.  I loved the paragraph.

  • Male leads in Leon Uris books—-

  • @dlm0908 - I had forgotten Dov Landau.  I had a crush on him when I was a teen.

  • What a wonderful question!
    I’ll have to think about this.

  • I can’t say that I really have had a fictional love interest… but I really do like Travis McGee.  I’ve read so many of those books over the years and own a few as well.  I liked Travis cuz he was so different that the other noir detectives out there. 

    I am obsessed with the character Dr. Greg House of House, MD at the moment, though.  I think it’s because I totally get him. 

  • I wonder if it’s a crush or do you just want or i.d. with the qualities you would like or want for yourself?

  • Well being that I love all the characters in  books….I do not find this at all strange…I have spent many an hour with my Heros and Heroines….My favorite are the ones that are practical in a impractical position

  • Oh, dear!  I’ve just added a grundle of authors to my list of books to read.  I hope I live long enough!

  • Erik from the Phantom of the Opera. If I was Christine I would have stayed with him.

    Edward Cullen from Twilight. He’s beautiful in every sense of the word.

    Louis from Interview with a Vampire. He was my soul mate.

    Yeah, I have to agree with you SuSu.

    These guys are definately more fun !

    {{HUGS}}

    ~P~  

  • I think perhaps most if not all of my loves have been fictional characters.  sadly, they were real people under there somewhere but I made what I loved up mostly.

  • i might be in love with lazarus long myself.

  • OH yes.

    Joscelin Verruil from Kushiel’s Legacy comes to mind.

    But really, I’m most in love with Seiran Shi from the anime Saiunkoku Monogatari. I’m just waiting for his real-life twin to come around.

    … this leads me to believe that I have a thing for bodyguards…

  • Lazarus Long – and I’m not gay. Heinlein was/is my hero and is directly responsible for my political views(Libertarian anarchist) Ole Laz was able to live all the male fantasies including cloning his mother and marrying her. I would very much like to see Bill Shatner interview Lazarus on his new talk show……..Do you remember the Star Trek episodes that had Lazarus in them?
    So far as female characters go, I fell in love with too many to remember. Currently, I love the females in the Otherland series by Tad Williams…especially Renie Sulaweyo. Tad Williams’ genre is called imaginative fiction by his publishers which is a pretty good description. Check him out.

  • Dana Scully…or was it really Gillian Anderson?  Scully could be-well, reserved at times

  • Most definitely, yes.  Usually characters from books over movies.  I need to end a couple of these love affairs right now. 

    I loved this post.

  • Madly.  Insanely and then I met my BF and no fictitious man could compare.

  • Can’t say I have, at least not that I remember… which means I probably have. xD It might just be that I’m not exposed to enough fiction.

    Tegan & Sara are coming to Adelaide soon. Why must they be lesbians? :(

  • Ficticious TV Characters, yes, but books, No..

    And Lazarus Long?  Really?  EEEWWW!!

    My friend Caleb is in love with Sailor Mercury… That’s the weirdest one I’ve ever heard of.

  • Yes i have , then i moved in with her and fact replaced the fiction.

  • @Timages - That’s a neat trick.  I guess my imagination isn’t that good.

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