March 23, 2008
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He Is Risen
1 Peter Chapter 1, Verses 1-9:
1. Peter, who leiked to hang wit teh Jeebus, To teh ppls who leik Jeebus in a bunch of places,
2. Hope u has peace and no lions, lol.
3. Jeebus’ dad, Ceiling Cat, is win, cauze he gave us Jeebus and made him a zombie,
4. and will let us has chzburgurs and cookies wit him latr,
5. if u leik him.
6. Don’t run out of happy cuz some stuff is teh sux,
7. cookies and chzburgurs r better than gold,
8. and tho Ceiling Cat is leik invisible bike,
9. u can has them if u leik Jeebus and believe in Ceiling Cat.
In other bible news:
The Big Bible, Codex Gigas is back at the Swedish Royal Library in Stockholm after a five month exhibit in Prague during which 61,000 people saw the 75 kilo manuscript, made at a Bohemian Monastery in the Thirteenth Century, and taken to Sweden in the Seventeenth Century as plunder after the Thirty Years War. In 2005, Czech Prime Minister Jiri Paroubek surprised Swedish Prime Minister Goran Persson by asking to borrow the book, estimated to have required the skins of 160 donkeys for its parchment. A colorful legend regarding the manuscript’s creation explains why it is popularly known as The Devil’s Bible.
Comments (10)
Interesting… the ceiling cat.
Hugs, Tricia
“Hope u has peace and no lions, lol”
Yeah, I’ll go along with that.
Who are the asses who killed 160 donkeys in hopes of kissing Ceiling Cat’s ass?
@notforprophet -
Uniformity of the script indicates the entire book was the work of one scribe, a monk at the Benedictine monastery of Podlažice. Records in the codes end with the year 1229. Presumably, he was working under the orders of his abbot, but the legend of the book’s origin is more interesting.
If that was a rhetorical question, forgive my impertinence in answering it.
“codes” should read, “codex.”
“Near midnight he became sure that he could not complete this task alone, so he sold his soul to the devil for help. The devil completed the manuscript…” I wonder if there was a meth lab run by a mad meth monk in the monastery basement?
Hallelujah Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat roxors
I believe, I believe in Ceiling Cat!!! It’s the only thing that makes sense.
Fascinating…
And for more kewl religious news, see
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2111425
Okay, it was shameless self-promotion. Sue me.