July 22, 2007
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Sunday Funday, version x.y
You are White Chocolate 
You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent.
Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you.
You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated!Hmmm…. I suppose some people like to take care of me. It’s lucky for me that they do, even though I’d prefer being able to take care of myself. There are quite a few similar situations in my life, where I’m happy to have what I need even though it isn’t exactly what I want.
As for being innocent or naive, for the longest time in my life I didn’t see any value in that. When younger, I found it embarrassing whenever my inexperience, or my tendency to dense literal-mindedness, was exposed. Then the fascinating half-Rom, half gadjo, Jovano, changed my way of thinking. He walked into my life at a time when I had just begun to teach some techniques for psychic exploration and development, and taught me even more.
Jovano had ways of sizing people up, evaluating their personalities, power levels and alignments. I registered high on his power scale, high enough, he said, to have drawn some dangerous attention from the “dragons,” if I hadn’t been so naive. My innocence kept me below their radar, Jovano said. For a while after that, I felt some occasional mild anxiety that by having clued me in Jovano had dispelled my ignorance to a dangerous degree.
I have since realized that ignorance and innocence are two different things. I can work as diligently as I might (and I do) to eradicate my ignorance, without affecting my innocence. Since ignorance is relative, and the Cosmos is infinite, I can diminish it with effort, but will never entirely get rid of it. Innocence is an attitude, a state of mind. It is that outlook that impels me to identify myself as the bastard child of Pollyanna and Candide. I could shift that attitude to cynicism or pessimism at will, but that would be stupid. Learning to be unflinchingly innocent is one of my major accomplishments.
Having established what innocence is, I now must ask, “What is ‘purity’? Having found the test below on some other Xangan’s blog, I inferred that the test’s creator was referring to sexual inexperience: not just virginity in its strictest sense, but one’s degree of relative “purity” or lack of first-hand knowledge of several forms of sexual activity. Scoring seems counterintuitive for me. Since the scale measures the absence of something, low numbers indicate more experience of whatever a given category is evaluating.
Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is… Your Score: Average For All Users Average For All Straight Anarchist Married Pink-Skinned 59 to 65-Year old Females
(1 total)Dating 23.08% 34.23% 23.08% Gone steady Self-Lovin’ 45.45% 61.15% 45.45% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself Shamelessness 35.48% 77.49% 35.48% Puts ‘em on the glass Sex Drive 40.48% 75.19% 40.48% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan’! Straightness 1.85% 39.53% 1.85% Knows the other body type like a map Gayness 40.74% 78.42% 40.74% At least one weekend of ecstasy Dominant 73.33% 86.9% 73.33% Not afraid to tie the knot Submissive 65.08% 87.26% 65.08% Bound and gagged a few times Fucking Sick 67.35% 89.96% 67.35% Dipped into depravity Total Score 47.53% 73.93% 47.53% Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!(By The Ferrett)
Since nobody else in my demographic has taken the test, all I have for
comparison with my scores is the universe of all ages, races, sexes and sexual
orientations who have taken it. Across the map, I’m less “pure” and more experienced than the average Joe or Jane, but where I really excel is in the area of “straight” heterosexual happy humpin’. I’d dearly love to be able to feel pride in that accomplishment, but that test is so poorly designed, and its author’s judgments and preconceptions are so glaringly obvious, that I feel that my purity is just the slightest bit tainted for my having taken it.
You scored as Lara Croft, A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.
Lara Croft
75% El Zorro
54% Indiana Jones
50% Batman, the Dark Knight
50% The Amazing Spider-Man
50% James Bond, Agent 007
50% Neo, the “One”
46% William Wallace
42% Captain Jack Sparrow
42% The Terminator
25% Maximus
25% Yeah, okay… another silly one here. I’m posting it only because it’s a cool picture of Angelina and the table shows that I was almost El Zorro. If it hadn’t been for the alcohol, I’d have been Cap’n Jack Sparrow, I’m certain. Not that I’d want to be him, but wouldn’t mind being with him.
Coming soon: The Fragrance of Frogs.
Comments (4)
hmmm. the fragrance of frogs. that should be very interestin’
These quizzes and thoughts were quite interesting. I often wonder how people come up with them and how they are interpretted. I find the poorly designed ones are based off your answer to a single question within the series.
Cool I’m mostly Maximus (75%) AND cAP JACK AND bATTY (67 % EACH). lEAST OF ALL, spIDEY (8%).
CURSE THAT CAPS LOCK
hokay where you at?