September 27, 2005
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I’m confused.
After announcing that Wednesday, September 28 is Ask a Stupid Question
Day, I went on a web search to see if I could learn more about this
annual observance I’d never heard of before. Immediately, I
discovered some contradictory information. Some sites say it is
Sept. 28, some say the 29th, and others say it is on the 30th.
Could this be Ask a Stupid Question Week? Was that a stupid
question?And what’s with this: you Xangans don’t seem to be equal to the
task of asking stupid questions. I got some very astute questions
and some hilariously funny ones, but nothing that really qualifies as
stupid. I’m sure someone can do it. Keep trying. Get
those stupid questions in here, please. You only have another day
or two or three.
Comments (18)
Did I miss something? What is Stupid Question Day?
Good question!
I want to ask stupid questions!!
Kathy – what’s your xanga address?
does that qualify?
That was almost as stupid as some of the dumb questions people ask tech support.
are there rhinos in Guatamala?
I would actually like ot know this. It has been bothering me for quite some time
Who put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Could you please tell me where New York City is located?
Is Alaska a state?
So, have we decided when, exactly, is “Stupid Question Day”? Think I’ll wait til I know…exactly.
http://laurorazoo.centroamerica.com/zoo.htm
alas, there do not seem to be any rhinos in guatemala … a lion, a giraffe and a hippo, but no rhino
i guess i don’t have any stupid questions … but i have lots of stupid answers … can’t have one without the other can we?
wait … soul survivor reminded me … do people in canada REALLY all live in igloos?
I guess a real stupid question would be something like this:
“Johnny, what’s your name?”
“What color is an orange?”
“What is Mr. Clark’s last name?”
“Is Kansas City a city?”
“When you sit down, do you go up or down?”
When you make a right turn, do you need to turn?”
“What night can you watch Monday Night Football?”
“In what season do you go to summer school?”
Can I get a pony even though I live in an apartment? I have two bedrooms.
If you’re going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on your lights?
I was once asked if I ride a horse to school (in total seriousness). You know since I lived in Texas and all, we must ride our horses everywhere.
Why do men have nipples? That’s not a stupid question, I’m actually fascinated by that question. OK, why do we circumsize? Actually that’s not stupid either, it’s the answers that are stupid. Do you want to go to California or by bus? No, that’s just a stupid joke. It’s hard! You know, I think you can only ask stupid questions by accident.
yes, i have beat myself upside the head trying to come up with a legitimate stupid question…any other time of the year, i could have written a dozen by now…but, alas, now that i’m challanged, nothing comes to mind.