Month: October 2003

  • Happy 13th Anniversary, Greyfox!


    You’re still the scariest thing that ever happened to me.

    The question of whether we will drive to Anchorage tonight for the Halloween NA Dance is still up in the air.  Greyfox and I both have a cold (yeah, one cold between us, that’s family togetherness and sharing–we even share it with Doug, too) and he has been coughing a lot.  My share of it is farther along in recovery and not so severe.  I’m leaning toward going, but in addition to the physical malaise I have several tasks around here I feel must be completed before I’m free to go off to a halloween party for my anniversary.  For one thing, I’ve not yet carved the traditional anniversary pumpkin.  For another, as soon as Greyfox gets out of the bed I need to drag all the pill bottles out, line them up in boxes on the bed, both little empties and the full big ”stock” bottles, and set up another supply of supplements for him.  He ran out, and the formula I take has some things he doesn’t need and lacks others that he needs.


    A year ago, I posted pics of the flats of vitamin bottles I was setting up with my amino acid supplements.  I have the same task to complete today, but this time it is for his supplements, not mine.  At first we were taking these pills twice a day.  Now I’m down to once or twice a week and he only takes them about three or four times a week.  For me, they eased the withdrawal from sugar, wheat and other food allergy/addictions.  In his case, they have helped relieve the addictive cravings for alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, various pills, and sugar, since his abstinence began about five months ago.  It works, and there are easier ways to obtain the necessary combinations of nutrients, but they are much costlier.  Doing it on the cheap is more work… isn’t that the way it always is?


    I’ve been thinking about a year’s retrospective of my healing journey, complete with before-and-after pics.  Going from a size 20 down to a size 10 is the most visible sign of the improvements in my health, but my improved functioning, greater energy levels, etc., are what I FEEL most.  Balancing my brain chemistry has made life a lot easier for me.  For my scary Halloween hubby, it has made even more dramatic improvements.  It’s all just too good not to share.  But that’s a task for another time.  Right now, there’s that big funny-looking pear-shaped pumpkin waiting for the knife….

  • Doug’s
    Day
    Out


    We had been planning this for months.  For my son Doug’s birthday around the end of July, I took him to an AA meeting.  Okay, it was more than that.  It was the regular monthly “Saturday Night Live” inter-group potluck dinner and speaker’s  meeting, but still basically a 12-step meeting.  I didn’t try to pretend that I was doing anything special for Doug.  I had volunteered to supervise setting up tables, etc., because it was our group’s turn to host the event.  I asked him if he would be willing to go along and help out, in exchange for a free meal.  He went for it.  The meal, he said, wasn’t the attraction.  He just wanted to get out of the house.


    Except for our trips every week or so to the spring to fill water buckets and jugs, and occasionally on one of those trips a mile or so further to the general store to pick out a video to rent, Doug’s trips away from home are infrequent.  He goes out and walks around alone sometimes; sometimes he takes the dog.  Once in a while in summer, he rides his bike the mile to his dad’s cabin for a visit.  When it is freezing cold, or in summer when there is no rain to fill the pans under the eaves that collect water for the feral cats, he takes water every day to the cats and checks their food supply at the old place across the highway where we lived for most of his life, since he was two years old. 


    Fifteen years we lived there without running water or any connection to the power lines.  We had a little generator and a dim 12-volt electrical system, but no computer, no web connection.  Now only that colony of feral cats that was there before we moved in still lives there, and only Doug visits the place with any regularity.


    It wouldn’t be completely correct to say that Doug is anti-social, but most of his friends are online buddies.  I guess he’s somewhat of a loner.  My perspective on this is not quite objective because I’m also  somewhat of a loner and so is my husband Greyfox.  Although all three of us love people, most people’s social lives seem to us to be so busy as to leave little time for the solitary pursuits we enjoy. 


    In school Doug had a few close friends.  They’ve gone away to the military since graduation.  Doug had no interest in the military and his myopia makes it doubtful that they would have much interest in  him.  At the time he graduated from high school, I was extremely ill and Greyfox was frequently in a drugged-out state.  Doug stuck around and kept things going.  He did all the heavy physically demanding work such as splitting and carrying firewood.  He helped me with tasks such as repairing the roof (I posted a series of photo blogs of that a bit over a year ago) and he was supportive of my efforts to deal with the drunken Greyfox, and to persuade him to sober up.  He has been relieved, happy and supportive since Greyfox got clean, and he consistently reminds me that the junk food he eats is not on my diet every time I reach for it.  Life would be a lot harder around here without him.


    He stayed  here all summer while I made those trips up and down the valley staying over a night or two each time at Greyfox’s cabin.  He kept the animals fed and cared for.  When it became cold enough to need a fire, he kept one going.  I cannot overstate how comforting it is to pull into the driveway after one of those drives, and see smoke coming out that stovepipe up top that he helped me install last fall.


    I suppose I’d love the kid anyway, just because I’m his mother, but he has many admirable qualities and I do admire and respect him, as well.  So, when he expressed some restlessness this summer I asked him if he’d like for us to go on a special outing sometime after Greyfox shut down his stand for the winter and moved back in here so that he could keep the fire burning, be the cats’ doorman and keep Koji company while we were gone.  Naturally, he agreed.  We started then discussing what we would do and watching the papers for suitable events.


    Both of us have always enjoyed museums and have visited many on our two long road trips across the U.S.  The Anchorage Museum of History and Art is a local favorite that we have been back to several times.  When we learned that it is hosting a traveling exhibit of Sue, the South Dakota Tyrannosaurus Rex, we decided to take our outing during this time period.  A few weeks ago on one of my drives to town I heard a radio ad for the Moscow State Circus, and that narrowed down our time window for the Anchorage trip.  I bought tickets earlier this month and yesterday we went to the big city.


    After a gas stop in Wasilla where he got an ice cream bar (and reminded me that it’s not on my diet), we stopped in Eagle River at Garcia’s of Scottsdale for lunch.  My kid has grown up eating Tex-Mex:  chili, tacos, burritos, quesadillas, New-Mexico-style enchiladas and other simple items in my repertoire of Mexican cuisine, but hadn’t tried fundidos before.  He loved them, and I enjoyed the first half of my enchilada trio (cheese, beef and chicken).  The rest of my meal is in the fridge right now, waiting for me to warm it up later for lunch.


    Traffic is one reason I don’t go to Anchorage more often to take advantage of whatever cultural resources it has to offer.  Air pollution is another.  We survived both yesterday, and even had a few laughs as we navigated the nest of one-way streets in the Anchorage “bowl”, the central area of the city, ringed by mountains except for the side that slopes off into Cook Inlet. 


    The museum turned out to be between 6th and 7th Avenues, instead of between 5th and 6th as I’d misremembered it.  There were also fewer parking meters along those streets, their having been replaced by signs saying, “tour buses only.”  Then I pulled into a Park-and-Lock lot, and learned when I went to pay at the self-service post that during weekdays it is for long-term reserved parking only, and open to the public only in evenings and on weekends.  Finally, we found a metered space on a side street and walked two blocks to the museum.


    After we took our time going through the three galleries devoted to Sue, a lot of interpretive displays about her (or him or it) and the bones’ discovery, and to some displays of Alaskan fossils (first three photos at top here), I headed immediately to the Artists of Alaska gallery, which houses part of the museum’s permanent collection, and photographed some of  my old favorites such as the Fred Machetanz canvas of the sleeping polar bear, the huge Sydney Lawrence painting of Denali, and the fanciful blue and red moose by an artist whose name I don’t recall (#4, 5 & 6, above).  I also shot some smaller Lawrence’s, but I guess this blog has enough illustrations as it is.


    As we walked into the historical galleries, the first thing I saw was the moss-encrusted Nunivak Head (just below Doug and those colorful moose, above).  It is a unique artifact whose origin is a matter of myth to the local natives where it was found.  Greyfox calls it the “ouch rock” because of a visionary experience he had when I took him to the museum on his first visit to Alaska in 1990.  I’ll let him tell that story if he wants to.


    Doug took his time looking over all the historical displays, while I focused my camera on some of the familiar favorites (such as the early 19th century wedding dress made to a traditional Russian pattern from Chinese fabrics and pearls for some classy lady in Russian America. [that's what Alaska was before Seward bought it, y'know?]), and checked out several new exhibits I hadn’t seen before.  The oil-stained suit of insulated coveralls to the left below the lady’s silk dress is part of a new display commemorating the cleanup of the Exxon Valdez oil spill.


    Next we wandered into a gallery displaying “Deviant Biology” (above, right), a temporary exhibition of ceramic sculptures by Alaskan artist Carla Potter.  Neither of us had heard of her or seen her work before, and we spent quite a while wandering among the cases marveling at the forms.  It would be hard to pick a favorite from among them, but the one titled “Nest”, at left, would be a candidate for my favorite.


    We still had twenty minutes or so on our parking meter when we were through there, so we went to check out the Children’s Gallery, down a long hallway lined with these “Wild Ducks of North America.


    Amid sculptures made from old toys and other “found objects”, the center of the room was an enclosed space big enough for several children, furnished with cushions and art books.  One glass-enclosed display to the side of the room contained a shiny full-sized motorcycle, and a large portion of the floor space was devoted to huge “boards” for chess, checkers and Chinese checkers.  The “marbles” for the last were the hollow plastic balls usually found in “ball crawl” playspaces.  Some of them had been scattered about, and Doug collected them all and placed them in order on the board.  If only he had taken such good care of his own toys, back when….


    We could have spent more time in the museum if we had had more change to put into the parking meter beforehand, but when the meter ran out we decided to head on out of the downtown area toward the Sullivan Arena where the circus was to be.  It is just as well that we did leave a bit early (like an hour or so), because my initial uncertainty about the parking lot entrance, coupled with Chester Creek which runs through that part of Anchorage and makes for a lot of dead-end streets between the sparse bridges, caused me to do a long and circuitous detour around midtown and come up on the sports complex from the backside.  That got us into the arena in time to get refreshments and enjoy watching the crowd assemble and the performers prepare for the show.


    Maybe I have been spoiled by the lavish video presentations of Cirque du Soleil, but it seems to me that the Moscow State Circus sorta exemplifies the hard times that Russia has been having.  The skills displayed by the performers were top-notch, and the recorded tekno-rock music added to the drama of the action, but there were more than a few seedy signs of economic pinch.  The entire troupe and crew was quite small, with performers doing double and triple duty helping to set up equipment and doing sideshow things such as face painting, selling toys, and photographing audience members with their big Burmese python (at $10.00 a pop, or $15 if there was more than one person in the pic) during set-up and at intermission.


    We saw classic circus acts such as trapeze duos, clowns, and the Chinese man spinning plates, above.  Billed in the advance ads as “Taiwanese Acrobats,” the Diamond Troupe at left was ballyhooed by the ringmaster as coming from “Imperial China.”  They were excellent.  In addition to the set I caught here, they also did the big finale with, at one point, all six young men bouncing and spinning on bungees at the same time, around that narrow bar over their heads in this pic.  The shots I took of that act only show blurs, they were moving so fast.  I do need a camcorder, I guess.  Just before intermission, my camera ran out of memory.  I did manage to delete a bunch of substandard images during the intermission so I could catch the finale.


    One of the most impressive acts occurred while I was out of memory, but that act I didn’t get to capture was one that only video would have done justice to, anyway.  They were a pair of illusionists/quick-change artists.  When they came on I noticed that the woman looked a bit thick around the waist, in contrast to all the other lithe beauties in the company.  By the time she was done dazzling us with her instantaneous costume changes, though, she looked quite a bit slimmer.


    Our front row seats made it possible for me to get a few decent photos with detail I’d not have gotten from the cheap seats.  However, there were a few problems.  Some of the lights shone right in our eyes, while others partially blocked our view.  Also, most of the acts were performed with the acrobats facing away from us toward a video camera on the other side of the ring.  I’m really not complaining, though, because I don’t mind spending time looking at the muscular backsides of young athletes in action.


    Unless my eyes deceived me, that complex balancing act above, the one twirling the giant tubular cube contraption at left, and the “Strong Man” acrobatic clown act in the final shot below, were all performed by the same young genius.  He had us all catching our breath and ooohing and aaahing with the twirling and balancing later in the show, just as he had broken everyone up in laughter with the Strong Man act at the beginning.  He had come on in a flowing cape over a floppy costume that looked as if he were wearing mittens, followed by two men carrying a big “barbell” obviously made of foam rubber.  He did a few flips and other moves that I could tell took a lot of strength and coordination, but that didn’t look very impressive in the floppy suit.


    After several unsuccessful attempts to lift the weight, he did some strutting and dancing around, gesturing to the crowd, encouraging us to applaud.  With every cheer his floppy costume inflated a bit more, until it was revealed as a gigantic muscular “body” suit.  Then his act really became impressive.  He could barely bend over in the inflated suit, but he jumped and tumbled about in it to delighted laughter from everyone and some stunned gasps from those of us who realized the difficulty of the feats.


    Just a while ago now I asked Doug if the circus had been more fun than the museum.  After a significant pause he answered, “tough call”.  I agree.  Both were wonderful, filled with surprises and great entertainment.  The whole day was an excellent adventure.  If all goes according to plan, Greyfox and I will be back in Anchorage again this Friday for a Halloween dance to celebrate our wedding anniversary.  That will be the first time in over a decade that I’ve gone to the big city twice in one week.  Wow!

  • Forty Miles of Pea Soup


    Last night, Greyfox drove.  The night before, I was the one peering into the fog and wondering where the road was.  Recent roadwork has left a few patches where there are no lines, neither marking the middle of the road nor the margins.  One of those is on a curving hill leading onto a bridge.  I’m very glad I know this road so well from having driven it so often this year, and that Greyfox drives so slowly that there’s plenty of time to make course corrections before we’re in the ditch.


    Even when there were stripes to show us where the road was, visibility was down to about 20 feet of the reflectorized paint.  Oncoming headlights started out as a faint glow in the gloom up ahead and finally resolved into distinct lights maybe 50 feet ahead in the densest areas of the fog.  The weekend’s trips down the valley weren’t anything as frivolous as a 12-step meeting, or we would have skipped them.  This was work, one of a series of “shows” where we sell our wares.


    The latest one was a Holiday Bazaar at Raven Hall on the Alaska State Fairgrounds in Palmer.  In coming weeks there will be others at various locations, holiday bazaars, gun shows, etc.  This is not my favorite part of the year, work-wise.  Income-wise, it’s okay, but we earn every cent of it.  Travel, most times, is the least of it.  Fog does make that part of our work a bit dicier, but at least it wasn’t snow this weekend.  We’ll have that to face soon enough.  Yesterday morning on the way in the southbound, downward, lane of the highway had occasional clumps of dirty snow in it, that had fallen from vehicles coming down the valley as they hit the bumps.  That shows that not too far up in the Alaska Range from here it was snowing.  At our elevation, it was rain.


    The part of these events that is always work is the people.  These people I’m referring to come in two types:  customers and other vendors.  In the “customer” category are, among others, the usual collection of ones who leave sticky fingerprints on the jewelry and knives, who say they’ll be back and don’t, and of course the shoplifters.  This time there was a shoplifter who wasn’t in the customer class.  She was a pretty little curly-haired blonde daughter of another vendor. 


    I spotted her furtive glances as we were setting up on Friday and pointed her out to Greyfox.  We kept an eye on her all weekend.  She never embarrassed her mother or inconvenienced any of the other boothies by actually taking anything while in my view.  Fortunately, she’s alert and sensitive, knows when she’s being watched.  It’s also fortunate that she signals her intentions so blatantly and sets off the internal alarms of every seller she approaches.  Give her time.  She’ll learn how to be sneaky without appearing sneaky.  She’s only about ten now.


    Don’t get the idea it was all work, or that all the human contacts were all unpleasant.  There were people there I haven’t seen in years, some of them some of my oldest Alaskan friends.  One of the new boothies (“vendors” in official terminology) is someone with whom I played SCA twenty-some years ago.  She has a teen-age daughter I haven’t seen since infancy.  That girl came by our booth, talked a while and bought one of Greyfox’s most radical two-bladed folding knives, with a sharpened, serrated knuckle guard, as soon as the bazaar opened.  She’d seen it as we set up the night before.  It wasn’t until I was walking around later and saw her sitting in the booth with my old friend Denise that I realized this was her daughter.


    Later still, I noticed a pleasant-looking young woman with a diverse stock of pottery-ware, everything from practical dishes to whimsical pieces such as a bowl balanced on a pair of bare feet with bowed legs.  When I glanced at her sign and saw her name, I recognized her as the daughter of another old friend and former boothie at several fairs I used to work, Eve, whom I haven’t seen for quite a while.  This young woman was just a girl the last time I saw her.


    One of the funny highlights of the weekend was while I was walking around on Sunday morning after we were all set up and before the doors opened to the public.  At Alascandle Co.’s booth, I saw a large flat carton of their candles on the floor and stopped to look closer.  I started salivating, because these candles not only looked just like little cherry, peach, pumpkin and blueberry tarts, they smelled like them, too.  As I stood there drooling and being thankful that they were not actually tempting forbidden treats, another woman approached and asked, “Where did you get your health permit?” 


    She got a blank look and a vague, “…health permit??” from one of the women unpacking the candles.  Then she explained that she knew they needed a health permit for “this kind of stuff.”  The other woman broke in with, “health permit, for candles??”  and the first woman said, a bit testily, ”No, for food.”  I said the stuff only looked and smelled like food, and she took a closer look.  Then I walked on as she stammered out an apology.  I understood her problem.  That building has only two rooms off to one side that have any running water for handwashing or other sanitary uses, so that there can be no more than two food concessions per event there.  She had tried and failed to get a permit herself, and couldn’t let someone else pass unchallenged.


    There was a baffling challenge of sorts from one of the boothies near us, too.  This tall, slender woman with a pinched and tense look about her spent practically her entire weekend sitting in a chair in her booth across the aisle and down a space or two from us.  She appeared to be sharing the space with a knitter displaying hats and scarves, and one of our former neighbors who was trying unsuccessfully to sell decorated eggs.  The pinch-faced one sat in front of a display of John Deere paraphernalia and memorabilia, but with one exception I never saw her make any attempt to sell it, and never noticed anyone trying to buy any of it at all.


    Sunday morning, Greyfox was talking to two women who are the type of customers we have the most fun with:  fellow rock lovers.  They were metaphysically hip as well, and Greyfox gave them the URL for our Shaman site where we have some info about the metaphysical qualities of a few stones.  I walked up on the conversation in the middle, just in time to hear him tell them that it is unethical to do psychic “reading” on others without their permission.  “It’s sorta like reading their mail,” I heard him say.


    The two women nodded and laughed, and then I heard our pinch-faced neighbor, who was standing behind the customers eavesdropping, say, “I have to go get my shovel.”  The shorter of the two rock customers was surely aware of the unspoken second half of that common colloquial saying, “the shit’s getting too deep in here.”  She attempted to deflect the rudeness by pretending to mishear “shovel” as “sweater” and saying that a sweater might indeed be a good idea since there was such a chill in the air.


    Later on, as another customer was deciding which of several knives to buy as a gift for her son, our pinch-faced neighbor walked up to her and said, “Surely you’re not going to buy one of those ugly things for your boy.  Let me show you a real pretty knife.”  The customer walked away.  She lost us a customer, but I don’t think she made her sale. 


    What she did was make me curious enough about how her mind worked to focus on her [okay, so it's unethical, so sue me] briefly.  What I picked up from her was fear and denial.  No surprise, there.   Through the rest of the day, my curiosity kept me looking back her way occasionally to see how her business was doing.  Each time we made eye contact, she quickly looked away, blank-faced.  She never held my eyes long enough to get to see the reassuring smile.


    I know (because I asked) that the decorated egg woman made no sales all weekend.  I know, but didn’t need to ask, that if the pinched John Deere collector ever managed to sell any of her late husband’s collection (and that “late husband” part is another bit of unethical “guesswork”), it didn’t relieve her fear or soothe her anger that others were selling more than she.  She made no sales pitch from her own space, and only that once that I’m aware of did she venture out of her space to try and snag anyone else’s customers.


    Greyfox works hard at selling.  He has a pitch, and sometimes I get tired of hearing it over and over.  Occasionally this weekend I wandered away and sat a while and talked with my old friend April in her booth, for a break from that sales pitch and the neighboring ones, and to give my chemically-sensitive body a breather away from the two scented candle booths near ours and the heavily perfumed young woman trying to sell Master’s [Lucrative] Miracle just behind us–or attemping at least, even if she couldn’t sell any, to build her downline, poor girl.


    Sunday morning, I overheard her giving her pitch to an older man who responded that it sounded, “like snake oil.”  Later on, after having heard her offering, as part of a $15 “sample pack”, a “brochure explaining the chemicals in…” the product, I walked around to her side and asked to look at the brochure.  I breathed as shallowly as I could as I waited for her to finish the canned spiel, and as soon as she got to the “brochure explaining the chemicals…” I broke in and asked:  “You mean I have to buy it just to find out what’s in it?”  Because she recognized me as a fellow boothie, she said, she broke into one of her sample packs and gave me the brochure.


    Before I walked away to read the brochure (which not only didn’t even mention, much less “explain” the chemistry, but also began with a thorough legal cover-your-ass disclaimer of every extravagant claim the girl had been making in her pitch before getting into its own pitch and a bunch of testimonials), I told her that I was with the old guy:  “It sounds like snake oil to me, too.”  She asked, “What’s snake oil?”  That gave me a perfect opening to talk about one of my favorite subjects, history.  I don’t think she expected the lesson, and I know for a fact that she didn’t appreciate it.

  • Tales of the Frustrated Photographer


    Rather than keep trying to update that huge blog from a couple of days ago as I recall things I neglected to put in it after having the first attempt to blog about last Friday and Saturday fall into a black hole somewhere OUT THERE, I’m putting this latest bit into a whole new entry.


    Every night lately, we’ve been having spectacular auroral effects.  Friday night, driving north from Wasilla, I watched the lights move across the sky.  I’d never attempted to use my “new” (newer than the older Kodak) Fuji digital’s time exposure features, and decided to give it a try since the weather wasn’t particularly cold.  The damned camera won’t work in extreme cold.


    About halfway home, I started praying that the aurora would last until I had time to get the camera set up, etc.  It kept intensifying.  I wanted so badly to capture it that I started thinking of a film backup in case I couldn’t do it with the digital.  My Minolta has gone missing at some point in our move here from the old place across the highway, so I asked Greyfox if his old Leica had the requisite features and accessories (such as a cable release for the shutter) to do time exposures.  I couldn’t even stir up enough interest in him for him to look and see if he had one or if the camera was loaded with film.  He USED TO be a photographer.  Now I guess he’s just a camera collector.


    Anyhow, when I got home, I grabbed the Fuji and its AC adapter, plugged it into the long heavy duty extension cord into which we plug our engine block heaters in cold weather, set up my tripod on the roof of my Subaru and did the best I could with the equipment and expertise I have.  The only images I captured were bright white dots in two of the frames.  They were probably either Jupiter or a passing airplane.  I’ll go back to the manual and maybe get more experimental with exposures and apertures next time I get up the gumption to go back out in the cold, after I get a new AC adapter. 


    The one I have broke (a little piece of black plastic inside it broke) as I unplugged it out there in the cold night to bring it back in.  I had to take it apart and Mickey Mouse a way to keep the two plug-in prongs parallel to plug it back into the power strip in here to save my images to the hard drive.  It’s more or less permanently plugged in there until I get a replacement.  Moving it to another receptacle would be tedious and time consuming, since I have to take it apart each ti….  Wait a minute!  If I unplug everything else from that power strip, and take the whole business out there and plug it into the long extension cord…. I think I’ll start searching for the Minolta.


    Meanwhile, to see some spectacular aurora shots, check out the gallery at www.SpaceWeather.com, or go to:


    Alaska’s Aurora – Calvin Hall Photography


    where I stole this:



  • “Although they are 
    Only breath, words 
    Which I command 
    Are immortal.”
    —Sappho of Lesbos
     


    I wouldn’t be surprised if versions of or references to this were to show up on some other Xanga sites.  The link at the bottom of this entry came in an email to me and a bunch of other “unspecified buddies” of my Anam Cara, Sarah oOMisfitOo.  I suppose some of you who read this here were on that list, too.


    Sara Paretsky, the mystery writer, concerned at the threats to our Constitution posed by the Patriot Act, has been delivering to various audiences a lecture, Truth, Lies and Duct Tape: Writing in an Age of Silence.


    Here’s an excerpt:



    We have today a government that mixes silence with lies. 


    We have a government that has by fiat sealed presidential papers from public view. We have a government that will not reveal the names of the people who created America’s energy policy — your policy and mine — because they claim that naming their advisors will undermine national security. We have a government that is trying to set up a Soviet style system of citizens spying and reporting on each other — whose first consequence was to shut down the Interstate highway to trap three medical students. 


    We have a government that in the past winter tapped the home phones and e-mails of UN delegates from Chile, Mexico, Pakistan and Cameroon, to see how they might vote in the UN on invading Iraq. 


    We have a government that is setting up an office called Information Operations, designed to plant false stories in foreign news outlets to help sway world opinion in favor of its actions. This operation was shot down a year ago and Donald Rumsfeld promised it was gone for good. It’s back now under a new name, with a promise of $250 million in funding from Illinois’s own representative Henry Hyde. 


    We have a government that instituted a Global Gag Rule, forbidding foreign governments to discuss abortion with their own citizens – a rule, by the way, which directly caused the death of 9500 women and 154,000 infants in third world countries in the two years since the Gag rule was implemented. 


    We have a government that released forged documents to make its case that Iraq has nuclear weapons. 


    We have a government that has ordered libraries to destroy a whole series of public reports that it doesn’t want the public to read. 


    And we have a U.S. press is acquiescing easily with the government’s desire for silence in all these arenas.


    …and another:



    When I enter a library, when I enter the world of books, I feel the ghosts of the past on my shoulders, urging me to courage. I hear Patrick Henry cry to the Burgesses, “Is Life so dear, or Peace so sweet, to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?” I hear Sojourner Truth tell me that the hand that rocks the cradle can also rock the boat, and Horace Greeley say, “I am in earnest, I will not be silenced.” 


    It is my only hope, that against those forces which seek to silence us, to rob us of our voices and our precious freedoms, that my words, Sappho’s words, Sojourner Truth’s words, indeed, our Constitution’s words, that all these words which are only breath will not only endure, but triumph.


    Do your species and the planet (yourself and this benighted nation included) a favor.  Open the link below and read the entire text of that speech.  Let Ms. Paretsky work her rabble-rousing magic on you.  Pass it on.  Don’t let the fools and villains scare you into silence.


    Sara Paretsky: What’s New

  • Blogged-up-dated


    I’m kinda clogged with blogs.  So much to say, such short attention spans to say it to… just kidding (some of you, you know wh  the ones who have read the extra-long memoir pieces and kept coming back for the interminable rants, the ones who will wait around for a photo-blog with ten shots to load).  The ones who have complained of my verbosity would be well advised to skip this one.  I truly do not know how to do the short version of the last few days, so I’ll just have to write it as I remember it, and see how it comes out.


    Friday Greyfox and I took a scheduled trip to town.  It is a regular monthly commitment of mine, a little job I’ve volunteered to do.  We managed to fit in a meeting, some grocery shopping, and a trip to our favorite Mexican restaurant, La Fiesta Dos (that’s in Wasilla–the original one is in Palmer).  Our favorite waitress Tamra, we learned with a sorta let-down feeling, has quit there to work at a new place just opening up on the highway.  She’s one of the great ones who really earns her tips:  learned our preferences early-on and always afterward made sure we got only the hot salsa, a double portion of it instead of the one-hot-one-mild that most customers get with their chips.  She would sometimes see us pull into the parking lot and have our table set with the lemon slices Greyfox likes in his water, and the straw he likes for drinking his self-concocted sour lemonade.  Over the course of the summer, we’ve become friends. 


    We’ll miss Tamra, but would miss La Fiesta even more if we were to follow her on to her new job.  The choice of Mexican cuisine is dictated by my allergies to wheat and potatoes and our mutual addiction to sugar.  About the only food safe for both of us in any restaurant is Mexican.  If we’re careful how we order, and don’t eat the toast, we can sometimes get away with a standard egg-based breakfast in just about any cafe, but I’d rather eat enchiladas anyway.


    Saturday, the Spirit moved me and I made an unscheduled trip into Wasilla.  Greyfox had gone in a couple of hours earlier, to work, wearing his “pumpkin suit”, the orange survival suit that keeps out the wind and holds in some body heat for him on cold days.  It’s a thirty-year-old relic from one of the survival packs carried by the truckers who hauled construction materials north for the Trans-Alaska Pipeline.  Besides its obvious toughness, warmth and durability, its blatant obviousness is its main advantage.  Phosphorescent blaze orange with black trim and a black fleece-lined hood, it really stands out alongside the road.  Getting the attention of potential customers is the first requirement in that business.


    I spent some time parked by Greyfox’s stand and he sat in the car with me out of the wind for half an hour or so and we worked.  I confronted him on some hostility and NPD bullshit and he worked for a while at defending and denying and then gave that up and started working on understanding and transcending.  By that time, my bladder was full and my stomach was empty.  Opting not to use the cold and breezy porta-cans there at Felony Flats, I headed in a hurry for the Windbreak Cafe, for a two-egg breakfast, no toast.  Simple food, it was simply yummy with some real hunger for an appetizer.


    The Spirit was calling me toward the rehab center where some of our meetings are held.  The resident there who works in their thrift shop has become a good friend, and I just had a feeling I’d be welcome.  I was right.  I ran an errand to a mini-mart for him, supplying his sugar jones, and made use of the opportunity to remind him that sugar is a drug.  The payoff for that didn’t come until tonight, when we saw him again and he acknowledged that the sugar was a big problem for him and asked for some help with the will-power angle.  With little time available for explanations, I shared some of my motivations and the payoffs I’ve experienced.  Next time I see him I’ll take along some info on the amino acid supplements to relieve the cravings.


    When I left the thrift shop, I stopped back and said ‘bye to Greyfox before hitting the road back up the valley and home.  As I approached the strip, there he was walking back and forth along the bike path in front of his stand, with the big double-sided sign I made for him.  On each side it says simply, SALE.  He was carrying it upside down.  When I told him that, he said he knew.  Two cars had already stopped to tell him that, and he’d made sales both times.  Crazy like a fox, my Greyfox is.


    On my way out of town, I stopped for gas.   I popped the hood to check the oil and the first thing I noticed was my dipstick was missing.  WTF was basically what I thought about that.  Then I looked around and noticed that some wires were disconnected.  Below where the dipstick used to be, the wires that connect the sensor to the oil pressure gauge had been unplugged–not broken, just disconnected at a terminal.  I thought, “vandals?  Why would anyone steal my dipstick and unplug my oil pressure gauge?”  Only later did it occur to me that I don’t check my gauges often enough, and to wonder how long I’d been without one. Not until today, two days later, did it occur to me to wonder how my hypothetical vandals might have gotten the hood up, etc.


    The next thing I noticed was a long skinny curl of what was obviously a fragment of v-belt.  Then I noticed the set of bare empty pulleys where one of my alternator/power steering belts had been.  When the belt went, it apparently took the dipstick with it, and either the belt or the dipstick probably disconnected the oil pressure gauge sensor.  The belt was half of a redundant parallel set, so I’d not noticed any change in performance.  On the highway I drive fast with the radio up loud to drown out the song of the wind in my roof rack, and I never noticed any unusual noises under the hood.  It must have happened fast.


    First, I went back to the garage across from Felony Flats where they had checked my belts for me after another mechanic said some were worn and needed replacing a couple of months ago.  At that time, I’d asked them to check them and replace, and they had told me they were okay.  This time, I asked the kid who’d checked them and okayed them if he could help me check my oil to see if I needed any.  He was very helpful, found a car with the same engine as mine on their lot and borrowed its dipstick.  I might even have been able to talk him out of it if I’d been feeling mean and vindictive, but I settled for a little dip and a reading and the assurance that I could let it ride until my next tank of gas.


    Then I went across the highway and told Greyfox about the incident.  We consulted the coin oracle and determined that I’d better head back into town and see if I could find a parts place open and get new belts.  The mechanics seemed to think that one belt was enough, and I had a sneaking suspicion that the manufacturers  had a reason for the redundancy, plus I had that long curl of v-belt fragment in my pocket to remind me that if one belt went, the other one (presumably the same age as it) could go too.  The coin flip decided the matter and I set off to find a couple of new belts so that I’d have them in the car with me in case the second belt blew and I had to call AAA.  Greyfox loaned me his cell phone for that purpose, just in case.


    My regular old auto parts store was closed.  I got there about one minute past five and the sign on the door said they were open until six on Saturday, but the deadbolt was locked and the pair inside counting the till were pointedly ignoring me.  I drove on, thinking I’d go to the “new” NAPA store a couple of miles farther on.  It’s been there fifteen years, at least, but I’ve obviously been here longer than that, eh?  But before I got to NAPA, I saw the big red sign for Schuck’s and pulled in there.  It really is new, only been there a year or so.


    Inside, it was a mob scene.  Four clerks had people lined up in front of their stations four or five deep.  I waited my turn and was told by the young red-haired guy behind the computer terminal that if I didn’t know what size engine my car had, he couldn’t help me.  I went back out, popped my hood, propped my butt on a fender and asked every man who came out that door if he knew anything about Subarus.  The fourth one didn’t know Subarus, but he did know something, and he rubbed the grease off a little sticker inside my hood and I read the enlightening fact there that I hadn’t known before:  109 CID, it says.  AHA!


    Back inside the store, the red-haired kid was otherwise engaged and I ended up being served by another employee.  This one wasn’t behind the counter, but was roaming the floor and he led me to a terminal that faced our side of the counter.  His name’s Shane, and he’s so nearly blind that he gets up to within an inch or so of the screen to read the terminal, and carries a magnifier around for reading labels, etc.  He’s also sorta yellow-green in complexion and appears to be in the terminal phase of liver failure. 


    Nice young man, and very eager to help,  he tried with the information I gave him, to find the part number for the belts I needed.  No go.  We needed more info.  I went back out and got my owner’s manual, which was no help either, in and of itself.  But the previous owner of my car had been sorta anal retentive, I guess.  She kept, folded inside the manual, meticulous maintenance records and receipts.  I read her log and learned that in July of 1999 she had those belts replaced.  Then I shuffled through her receipts while Shane and another man, almost equally blind but apparently much healthier, kept pecking away at their terminals trying to match what we knew of my car to what they had in the way of data to draw from.


    With a feeling of relief and satisfaction, I found the receipt for the belts, complete with part number.  Unfortunately, it was a NAPA part number.  So then Shane and the other blind man, and by now also the redhead who had finished serving the line of customers he’d been dealing with, started futzing around under the counter and back around a corner of the parts racks, looking for the cross-reference book to match the NAPA number to a number for the brand they carried.  That info is NOT in the computer, and they all knew that.  They never did find the book they were looking for.


    Eventually, all the other customers cleared out and Dave, the other clerk, from up at the front register, was called in for a consultation.  He did find the book the other three had been searching for, but it did not have the information in it that we were seeking.  NAPA v-belt numbers stopped somewhere around 22000 something and picked up again somewhere in the thirty-thousands, and the number on my receipt was 25-something.  Since good old Dave was now involved in the matter, the three younger, blinder and less intelligent ones wandered off somewhere and Dave and I purposefully strode out to the car so he could take a look.  Then he disappeared back into the parts racks, came out with a belt that was obviously too short, and next came up with one we both agreed would probably fit.  I bought two of them and stuck them in the glove box just in case, and made my way back home. 


    Okay, that was Saturday night.  Yesterday, Sunday, I wanted a day off [update:  one of the main reasons by that time on Sunday that I felt I could use a day off was that I'd already written a slightly different version of the above and lost it before I could post it--which is a fairly relevant fact I omitted as I was writing this in the wee hours of this morning while the rest of the family slept.] and Greyfox (who is not an astrologer and so sets some store by the daily sun-sign horoscope) read me my daily prediction.  It said I was having a two-star day (pretty grim, really, far from five stars) and I should take it easy.  I looked around and couldn’t even see those alleged TWO stars and agreed I should take it easy.  We talked about installing the belts.  Nobody who knows my husband would even dream of suggesting that he might install them.  The redheaded young man at Schuck’s, when I’d at first said I didn’t know the size of my engine, suggested that my husband would know.  I laughed… couldn’t help it.


    I said to Greyfox, quite accurately and honestly, that I’d never changed an alternator/power steering belt before and “don’t know how.”  What I had neglected to mention was that I have changed fan belts and such before, and could probably look at the thing and figure out how it’s done, especially since I have a Chilton’s repair manual in the back seat.  I might as well admit I was trying to weasel out of wrenching.  Even in fine weather, I don’t much enjoy wrenching.  In heated garages with full sets of tools, wrenching is a chore–a dirty, messy, physically demanding chore fraught with barked knuckles and occasions for calling up swear words.  That’s how it was for my father fifty-some years ago when he taught me how to handle tools, and that is how it has always been for me.


    Greyfox phoned the guys at Lobo Tires, the little shop behind the motel just up on the corner here, by the highway, and left a message on their machine that he’d like to make an appointment to get the studded tires put on my car for winter, and have a couple of new belts installed on the engine.  I let him, gratefully relieved of the chore of wrenching.  But the guys at the motel were gone all day yesterday and most of today, and this afternoon I started thinking that I’d better put my new belts on before I drove to town this afternoon.


    I put on some warm and comfortable old clothes and my leather gloves, gathered my tools, and went out and read the Chilton’s.  The tools I have here, though, aren’t metric.  Streak, my trusty Subaru, is, of course, metric.  A half-inch wrench was too big and a 7/16 was too little, so obviously what I needed was a 12mm.  Over at the old place across the highway, was a set of socket wrenches that I had persuaded Greyfox to buy for our trip up here in his GMC Jimmy and the Fiat X1-9 he’d given me for a wedding present.  Until then, he’d had no tools.  I couldn’t see driving four thousand or so miles without tools, so he got this nifty set of sockets and ratchets in both types, metric and not.  Greyfox got in his car and went over and got the tools for me.  My hero.


    Somehow, the larger of the two ratchets that came with the set has gotten lost.  I was left wrenching off some tough nuts with an itty-bitty short ratchet without much leverage, but I managed.  What finally stymied me was how to get the darn belt onto the rearmost of that connected set of pulleys.  It was stiff and cold, just like my fingers.  Even with the tensioner as loose as it would go it was tough stretching the belt over the front set of pulleys, and I found it more than I could manage to do, getting it over the hump onto the next one.  I contented myself with getting one new belt on and everything tightened back up, figuring that I’d made it home Saturday night on one old worn belt, so one new belt would probably get us to town and back.


    When I came back in from my work and started to clean up and change for the trip to town today, there was a message on the machine from the guys at Lobo Tire.  Our appointment is for tomorrow afternoon.  Let them wrestle that other belt on there if they can.  With their testosterone-swollen muscles and their presumably greater experience and expertise, it should be a piece of cake.  Greyfox and I made it to town and home tonight safe and sound.  Yay, Streak!


    [further update:  Yeah, right, "a piece of cake."  Greyfox says the guys at Lobo looked at my pulleys, said basically what the ones at G-Force had said about “unnecessary redundancy” (when they declined to replace the belts before and again when they assured me that the single old belt would be enough) and declined to even try to wrestle that rear belt onto its pulleys.  So much for testosterone, muscles, heated garages and professional tools.   Greyfox’s verdict when he brought the car back:  we’ll have to take it back to “the crazy man.”  This is the Subaru expert who first told us the belts needed replacing.  We had declined to have him do it mainly because we had felt such a swelling of relief verging on a sense of liberation when he had finally handed over the bill and let us escape the first time he had Streak in his garage. 


    The guy may be an ace mechanic.  It’s hard to tell from our limited experience with him.  He had the car for two days and failed to discover why it was backfiring.  He ended up “thinking it might be a wobbly distributor” and replacing our old one with another used one from the collection of junkers in his yard.  It didn’t backfire on his helper’s test run, and didn’t do it for me until I’d gone a few miles.  He probably would have tried again if I’d gone back and told him he didn’t fix it the first time, but I just couldn’t.


    The man has a case of NPD that makes Greyfox seem like Mr. Mental Health.  He spend more of those two days he had my car in his clutches telling us his life story and explaining his philosophy than he spent working on the car.  When it wasn’t done yet the first time we went back for it at the appointed time, he explained that his girlfriend had come over and there had been other distractions.  The next day, we made sure to call ahead and determine that it was indeed done before we headed up that way.  He said it would be out of the garage before we could get there.  We waited another couple of hours (productively spent working out some details of the plans for Addicts Unlimited , so that was an unintended mitzvah) in Greyfox’s car in the crazy man’s yard before he released Streak into my custody. 


    I have options.  Going back to him again is only one of them.  There’s always…. hmmm, waiting for summer and trying again myself when fingers and belts are warm and flexible doesn’t sound too practical.  Then there’s the local drunk shadetree grease monkey who put the axle in Greyfox’s car backward.  I know!  I’ll ask Charley.  He’ll probably say the redundancy is unnecessary, just to get out of having to tackle the job, like all those other guys.  Crazy guy, here I come.

  • THE FOX AND HIS BOX OF SOX


    All day yesterday, as Doug slept and Greyfox, fifty miles away, carried his “SALE” sign back and forth by the highway to lure in customers, I worked in the back room, unpacking, sorting, moving things around and stowing stuff away.  This week I’ve made a lot of progress in the effort to turn that room into a library/dressing room, after having moved Doug into the room that used to be Greyfox’s.  Greyfox now shares the front-room bed with Koji (dog), Pidney (cat), and me (primate).  This means that our closets and dressers are at the opposite end of this 55′ trailer from the bed.  It’s not that there’s no room back there for a bed, but the woodstove is out here.  Sleeping in the front room keeps us warmer and makes for a better chance of keeping the fire burning through the night.


    My work went well.  I’m still the mucus queen, and the interesting flavors and colors I’ve been getting suggest that there was more to it than simply an allergy.  My current theory is that the antihistamine pills I took for the allergy dried out my membranes and opened the way to an infection.  Who knows?  My immune system is functioning in high gear, so all is well–except me, but I’ll get better I know.


    [Greyfox just brought me a warm muffin.  Reading over my shoulder, he laughed at the "mucus queen" line.  He said it sounded like something from an Aliens movie.  Doug chimed in with, "Or a bad B movie, at least:  (in a deep, dramatic tone) Blaze Firestormer and the Mucus Queen... and her terrible Snot Troopers."]  Ain’t it great that my nasal discomfort and dysfunction can be such a source of levity for my family?


    Anyhow, I got a lot of work done yesterday, with the help of a box of Kleenex® in each room.  I just kept plugging away at it.  When Greyfox moved out of his little cabin in Wasilla and back in here a few weeks ago, he asked me where to put his clothes.  I thought about it and answered, “the bathtub”.  I knew if he put his bags and boxes back there where I was working, they’d just be in my way, impeding my progress.  Since the bathtub was already full of old milk crates, some empty and some full of the things I’d brought from our old place across the road in them, it seemed like the best choice.  The fact that we don’t have running water here and take our showers at the laundromat was also instrumental in that choice of location.  Doug and I had gone over and collected half a dozen or so crates in anticipation of the need for more shelves when Greyfox moved back in.


    After having set up a big hotel-type rolling garment rack in the back closet–this after having failed to find a replacement for the missing hanging rod that originally must have been there–and moving his hangered pants, shirts and jackets onto it, I started in on the accessories.  I was already getting a bit weary of pairing his odd socks (especially the ones that had been balled up into unmatched “pairs” by the Old Fart) when the box of socks I was collecting fell off the unsteady stack of crates I’d set it on.  His tight round balled-up socks bounced and rolled in all directions.  I chased them down and retrieved them, even from behind the big garment rack in the closet.  I think I got them all, but who knows?


    My husband’s sock collection is a mixture of his roundish blobs of socks, both matched and unmatched, and the pairs that I match up and fold in the flat military fashion.  Mine are soft, sorta square, compressible and easily arranged in a box, trunk, drawer or shelf.  They don’t roll off shelves, and dammit, if you drop them they DON’T BOUNCE AND ROLL INTO THE FARTHEST CORNERS OF THE ROOM!  After a second sock spill a bit later and fortunately smaller than the first, I decided I would try to teach the old fox how to fold sox.


    I had taken him to the back room this morning for a consultation on where he would like me to put what, when I spied the box of sox and recalled my decision of the day before.  I took a balled-up pair from the box as I explained the problem (bouncing and rolling clothing being against my religion).  I unballed them and, talking the whole time, giving a running explanation of what I was doing, turned them BOTH right side out.  I straightened both socks, folded them midway, about at the heel, and smoothed them.  Then, having many years ago turned this routine into an unconscious routine, I watched what I did next so I could explain to him how to do it.


    I said, “grasp them here, turn that end down over the hand holding the socks, push with these fingers and pull with the other hand and–VOILA!”  Then I reached back into the box and handed him a ball of socks.  Only one of them was inside out, so he had it easy from the start.  He did approximately what I had done and when he was done he had a hard ball of socks… how does he do it?!?


    I said, “let’s try that again.”  I went through the motions… or tried to.  That time I felt like the centipede who had been asked how he managed to walk with all those legs.  I was thinking about how I did it, and found I COULDN’T DO IT.  Switching back into the conditioned unconscious mode, I finally did it and watched myself do it.  Presumably, Greyfox was watching too, so I handed him another pair of socks to try folding. 


    He took them reluctantly, with a sour look on his face, and made some whining comment about his stomach being tied in knots.  When I tried to assure him that it wasn’t such a big deal to get all upset about, he said he hadn’t mentioned the stress diarrhea he felt coming on.  How does someone get his bowels all balled up over some small sock ball business, anyway?


    I spoke in soothing tones as I did another pair of socks and encouraged him to watch.  It was about that time when he looked up at me with a sickly smile and said, “You’re going to blog about this, aren’t you?”  The thought had never occurred to me, but sounded like a good idea when I heard it.  When I handed him the next pair, he talked his way through it, got them right side out, folded midway, smoothed… and then he pulled on the open end of one of the socks, and instead of the pushing and pulling thing I do, he rammed his whole hand down to the end of the sock, slipped it out again, and VOILA!–he had a neat flat pair of socks.


    I congratulated him, told him he had found his own way to do it, and gave him a big hug.  He said something to the effect that the hug made it all worth it.  Then I tickled him on the tummy and told him to calm that old belly down.  He answered, “How about I just go to the outhouse, instead?”  And then he did.


  • Shifting Gears


    Warning:  content may be offensive to some sensitive individuals.


    Shift happens.


    Autumn is a transitional time.  A week or so ago, Greyfox asked diffidently if it wasn’t about time to start bringing in the outhouse seat.  That sanded and varnished buffer between the butt and the rough and splintery plywood platform over the privy trench stays out there all summer.  At temps in the high thirties Fahrenheit, the seat becomes uncomfortably cold.  When our temps drop below zero F, it goes beyond uncomfortable into painful, and somewhere below that it makes the transition into hazardous.  A frostbit butt might sound funny, but it’s no joke.


    There is a spot behind the woodstove in the living room, just inside the door we go through to get to the outhouse, where the seat spends the winter months.  If we’re quick about getting out there and plopping our nether parts on it, it actually feels warm on frosty mornings.  At twenty or thirty below zero, it has time to cool significantly between the house and the outhouse, but is still better than any of the alternatives.


    There are five alternatives that I know of:  either someone has forgotten to bring in the seat and one must choose whether to hover or sit on it at ambient temperature, or one forgets to grab it on the way out and must choose whether to come back for it, or to hover or sit on the cold splintery plywood.  Murphy’s Law of the Outhouse says that the more urgent one’s need to get to the outhouse, the more likely one is to forget to take along the warm seat.


    There is another task that tends to get put off as long as possible (and if anything about the foregoing topic aroused any squeamishness in you or struck you as grossly unpleasant, go no further).  I refer here to the rearranging of the refuse as it were, the pushing aside of the poop, getting the shit out of the way.


    The man who constructed our outhouse (a sweet, handsome, intelligent being from warmer climes who spent a brief few autumnal weeks here five years ago), must have thought of it as a temporary expedient.  As with many other ”temporary” things such as Quonset huts and blue tarps, we Alaskans have made it permanent.  He and/or his lady of the moment dug a shallow trench, covered it with a freight pallet, and arranged at one end a bucket with the bottom cut out to serve as the privy seat.  My guess is that the fellow dug down to permafrost and then went the easy way:  sideways.  The plan was to move the pallet and bucket along the trench as the trench filled up.


    Around the winter solstice that year, after that pair had split and flown south, along came Charley, my son Doug’s dad.  We were planning a feast for the solstice and I was concerned lest any of my guests inadvertently tip over the wobbly bucket or injure some vital anatomical part on the rough edges of its cut-out bottom.  Charley built for me a standard bench-style outhouse seat, leaving the bucket under the cut-out hole as a conduit between bench and trench.  As an aside, when Charley constructed the outhouse for us at the old place across the highway, he dealt with the problem of permafrost by blowing a hole in it with dynamite.   Then he hacked a lot of drainage holes in an old 55 gallon drum and sunk it in the blasted hole as a receptacle, to prevent cave-ins.  It’s a wide-spread tactic around here.  Fifty-five gallons of capacity, with a small family, is enough so that the rate of decomposition keeps up with production and the drums never fill up.


    Jono’s trench hasn’t filled up either, but the shit does pile up under that bucket.  Twice each year, in spring after it thaws and in fall before it freezes, I rearrange it.  I go out to the slab-wood pile and select a stout slab (sawn at a local mill from the outside of spruce trees: bark on one side, rough sawn surface on the other, too long to go in the stove without sawing, too much trouble to hack in two with an axe, practically useless as firewood because it burns up too fast.  A truckload of it was purchased cheaply by the pair to whom Greyfox refers as the California Dreamers, so I have an indefinite supply of poop pushers until it all rots away).  I do it on days when my sinuses are clogged.  There are advantages to having only an intermittent sense of smell.


    We have had to scrape ice from our windshields in the mornings several times already, so I know that freeze-up is not long coming.  This morning before I sat down on the warm seat I’d brought with me (three times so far in the last week, I’ve sat on it cold since one of the guys left it out there, but it was in its warm place today), I noticed that stuff was piling up.  When I brought the seat back in, I picked up my gloves and headed for the slab pile. 


    The wood was frosty and frozen together, but I managed to break a good sturdy piece about four feet long and five inches wide loose from the rest.  The rest of the chore is just gross:  stirring and pushing and shoving the shit away from under the upturned bottomless bucket and into the empty parts of the trench, then gingerly lifting the besmirched end of it out of the hole, carrying it carefully back behind the compost pile and burying it in that covenient pre-dug hole left by whomever leveled this land with a Cat years ago.  I’ve been filling that hole with my coffee grounds, banana peels and leftovers too moldy and nasty to feed to the dog–and my semi-annual poop pushing slabs of sprucewood–and it looks like I have another good decade or two of hole left to fill.


  • Techie Manifesto


    [...and, below this, California isn't the only place where politics has gone bananas....]


    Below, is something Greyfox found posted on www.totse.com:



    This page is a mirror of the original, posted at Deeplight.Net. It was written by Robert “redpaw” Jung, Webmaster, managing editor, chief techmonkey of Deeplight.



    Welcome to the Internet.


    No one here likes you.



    We’re going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with “FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!”, we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don’t get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.


    We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won’t even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.


    Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it’s like entering a foreign country … and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.


    For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you – you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.


    Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief – we didn’t want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts – as objects of ridicule. We don’t like you, but we do love you.


    You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us “nerds” and “geeks”. Don’t bother … we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word “nigger”, turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.


    “How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!” You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.


    Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them … or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.


    Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a “meritocracy” – the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.


    You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don’t care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.


    “Who cares? The Internet isn’t real anyway!” This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It’s real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world’s hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how “real” is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of “real”, anyway?


    Do I sound arrogant? Sure … to you. Because you probably don’t get it yet.


    If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:


    1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.


    2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.


    3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you’re performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people’s hard drives? No? Then don’t put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.


    4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don’t run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.


    5) Oh, you say you’re going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.


    6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.


    7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.


    8) Don’t reply to spam. You are not going to be “unsubscribed”.


    9) Don’t ever use the term “cyberspace” (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn’t really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term “surfing”.


    10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.


    11) It’s a hoax, not a virus warning.


    12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else’s.


    13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.


    14) Never insult someone who’s been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.


    15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don’t be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens … it’s all public information, and information is our stock and trade.


    16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.


    17) You aren’t going to win any argument that you start.


    18) If you’re on AOL, don’t worry about anything I’ve said here. You’re already a fucking laughing stock, and there’s no hope for you.


    19) If you can’t take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.


    Pissed off? It’s the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don’t ever even pretend like I’ve gone & hurt them.


    We don’t like you. We don’t want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.



    I particularly appreciate #19, but consider the entire rant to be a priceless slice of the current reality of our planet.  The internet is not a place for the weak or easily frightened.  #15, I think, goes directly to some of the concerns of that class of Xangans who have lobbied for “protected” posts and eliminated anonymous subscribers.  It’s like locks on doors:  they only keep out the honest and the stupid.  Anyone with the brains, guts and motivation to get in, will get in–and probably do more damage in the process than if you just left the door open for them. 


    And, as promised, the political banana story:


    We discussed the senility and silliness of poll workers last Tuesday.  That day, one of the poll workers in Anchorage saw the son of one candidate (Did she know who he was?  That is unclear.) drinking a Pepsi, and pressed him to accept a more nutritious snack, a banana.  To get the woman off his back, the man accepted the fruit.  Then the trouble began….


    Anchorage Daily News | Candidate’s son taking banana may be a slip-up



  • DENALI


    AKA Mount McKinley, AKA the weathermaker, our mountain.  For as long as I have lived here, each time I catch sight of the mountain, I catch my breath.  It was that way with Mount Fuji, Shasta, Rainier… the other sacred mountains within sight of which I have lived.  I’m only really within sight of this one when I get up high above the trees or out in the road or to the south of a lake or open space that lets me see him.  I used to be able to see Rainier from my kitchen window, but I wasn’t in such a happy place then….


    Seeing Denali makes me happy.  Every trip to town, as soon as I get about 9 miles or so this side of Wasilla and crest that one hill that brings me into view of Denali, it makes whatever hassles or worries I had on my mind go away.  There have been times when it was cloudy and rainy where I was, and I’d reach the top of that hill, and there ahead of me would be the edge of the cloud cover, and beyond it the snow-topped mountain shining in the sun.  The mountain is special to me, and I know from many conversations and chance remarks that Doug and Greyfox feel the same exultation when they look at it

    .


    This is why what Greyfox said to me a little while ago means so much.  He was here at the keyboard, and I was nearby, warming myself by the woodstove.  I was feeling well, feeling GOOD, and said so.  Yesterday got a whole lot better for me when I took the bitter pill (ephedrine) and dried up some of the excess mucus, took down the swelling in my head.  Today I’m into my third pill:  that’s about one every twelve hours, and that many strong drugs in a row is pretty rare for me these days.  There will be one more before I head toward town tonight, and then tomorrow it’s cold turkey and cope with the rebound, in the hope that the whole episode will have passed before I have to go to town later in the week.  But I digress….


    I spoke to my soulmate not in terms of improved physical functioning.  That wasn’t really what was on my mind at the time.  He had said something clever, read me something cute he found on a forum, and his laugh got to me as it sometimes does.  I said, “I love you,” and went on to tell him how sometimes his smile or his laugh does funny things to my insides.


    He said, “I know what you mean.”  Then he went on to say that sometimes when he looks at me [and here, he hesitated and his eyes got misty], “I get the same feeling I get when…” [and he hesitated with a faraway look in his eyes] “…I look at Denali.”


    WOW!


    He went on to explain that, of course, I’m not that big…  And we laughed a bit, both of us with tears in our eyes.  It’s a crazy, up and down and round and round relationship, but it does have its moments, in case any of you ever wondered why we’re still together.  Love is wonderful.  Just wanted to share that….