February 14, 2003
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The sweetest ?!? valentine
I’ve been having some rough and stressful times recently. Not the least of it has been trying to stay on a strict, boring diet through it all. All my life I’ve found comfort in the sugar high, but I must stop that–it has gotten much too dangerous for me.
Greyfox, the sweet old fart, understands addictions. It took a long time for him to grasp that my carbohydrate addiction was as big a thing to me as his alcoholism is for him. I do believe he finally got it.
In a pretty little note card decorated with hearts, he penned these words to me:
Roses are red,
Farters are rude.
Hang in there, Sweetie,
Eschew toxic food.
Isn’t he the sweetest thing, my poet? 
Comments (14)
hahaha…that’s hilarious and very original. yet it’s so cute! happy valentine’s day! i hope you feel better soon *hug*
That is adorable! I’m a vain chick, soooo did you lose any weight? I would hurt somebody if I couldn’t have my sugar rush!
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oh, I do SO love original poetry from the heart…what a nice guy…….
Hey! Happy Valentine’s Day, K!
It brought a smile to my face and it wasn’t just gas.
That is hysterically funny and sweet. Hope your stress eases soon, SuSu.
Blimey. And who said romance was dead?
Now of course I’m curious as to what your card to him said….
cute
With out sugar, would be like me without my smokes. Both are bad for us, But we all do something thats not good for us. Some just need to stop sooner than others, or probly in my case, when its too late. Greate pome, Dose your other half have a site of his own? would love to se and here more about his lifes story. Stay with it, Its important but hard I know. Take care Marvin
That’s cute!
that is cute. hang in there! hugs!
Adorable!
waahooo
That’s what I call poetry in motion 
That was absolutely priceless. One to tuck away and and revisit later. Hang in there baby!!